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Lower your expectations of people.

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A bee's just landed next to me, and said "5 fluid ounces, 120 pints, 7 cubic inches and 2 teaspoons." I think it spoke volumes.

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@APartridgeQOTD I'd like to spend it walking around York Railway Museum with Kay Burley. Then off to Betty's for afternoon tea, before ending the evening downing tequila from cat skull goblets.

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Garage D'oh!

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@beastieboys @YouTube Meanwhile, Barry Manilow opened his and found it contained Shake Your Rump and Body Moving... https://t.co/8nY0dRfIO3

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Roses are red,
On crisps I love chomping,
When using this shower,

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@UlrichJvV

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@coldwarsteve Depressingly brilliant. 👏👏👏

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@mrjamesob Plants always know the time of year because they have Apple Watches. Sorry. #MysteryHour

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@iHarlandos

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@RobHadgraft @OFalafel Great minds! For some reason, I had a bee talking to me... https://t.co/paBzvd6vbS

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A bee's just landed next to me, and said "5 fluid ounces, 120 pints, 7 cubic inches and 2 teaspoons." I think it spoke volumes.

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@prodnose #AwfullyBritishHorrorFilms

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When it seems to take forever for your crisps to drop out of the vending machine.

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@Pauls259 @fourhourtarget @EwaSR

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@fourhourtarget They slow down and you 'fro dose bags in'. Sorry, that's appalling.

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@jonnyshire Same here. Porsche has built its own - https://t.co/xRfuY9kv7m

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@jonnyshire Yes - https://t.co/wAkUekffLI

[German Car Scene @GermanCarScene]

Porsche Baja 911
IG: cjcam930

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@RiffRaff1971

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@jonnyshire

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@DannyDutch