Demon [Tuna]

Gamer | Fitness junkie | Burrito enthusiast | No Refunds

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Cupcakes are just muffins for dessert. #WednesdayWisdom

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Yo, @BurgerKing. Explain pls. https://t.co/JIlu8J2pyZ

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He's snorting Tide Pods and yeeting amid the angels now.

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@BenKissel The hell do you get to eat on this? Dried nuts?

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@Mentaljen Only reason to set a bar high is to hang towels from. Other than that, low expectations work best.

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@DrakeTheroux

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@Rev_Scarecrow Soak: I don't care for moist gingerbread

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Years are just man-made constructs that have no bearing on the well being or success of anything.
#HappyNewYear

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Followed advice from @jimmykimmel and turned off #Fortnite when my cat was playing. I may need stitches.

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@Rev_Scarecrow Tits

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#Floridaman does it again

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@SavinTheBees Guaranteed it is this exact pair. Official New Balance shoes of weird ass dudes.

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👹 #hailsatan

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I could be wrong, but Marshall is definitely fucking one of the bridesmaids.

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If you start a sentence with "I could be wrong" it gives you license to say anything.

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I could be wrong, but the laws of gravity break down at a subatomic level.

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#SureSexIsGreatBut have you ever had someone help you sniff your own ass?

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@SavinTheBees It's pronounced "road"

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@hatsune_mikewl @JonTronShow The good one

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@rShowerThoughts That's not a shower thought, it's just describing meme flow charts.

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#SureSexIsGreatBut have you ever taken your socks off with your feet under a comforter?