Tuna

Sarcastic thoughts and words to live by

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I am not saying he is the dumbest person in the world. But, he better hope that person does not die

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Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Just because you don’t have to, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t

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History is written by the victors.

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I am “trusting the process”. Does the process know I am trusting it?

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The sooner you procrastinate, the more time you’ll have to get the task done.

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If everything seems to be going well, you obviously have overlooked something

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Most of the best responses and comments are made while on mute

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That man could not draw
a straight line, even if you gave him a ruler and pencil.

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There are too many cooks in the kitchen. And they all showed up during the appetizer course.

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My horoscope did not predict any of this!

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Culture eats strategy for breakfast and transformation for lunch.

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Being an adult is eating the pizza crust. Not because you like it, but because you paid for it.

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The only difference between relaxation and boredom is enjoyment.

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You don’t need to walk a mile in my shoes. Just spend a minute in my head and you will understand.

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If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

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I intend to live forever….so far so good

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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from poor judgment

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I thought growing old would take longer

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There are two types of people in this world.
1) Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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Some people have no idea what they are doing. And a lot of them are really good at it.