P3TT5

Opinionated, Sarcastic, Free thinking! General sports fan, and a massive piss taker... 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #GlazersOUT

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

Highlight of the game for me was Rashy getting on the scoresheet. Madueke, but Gordon more so were 🥱. Ah well 3pts on the board. #England

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

Mbappe 😮‍💨 #WorldCup2026

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

France GK 🥴🥴 #WorldCup2026

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨🚨 OFFICIAL!!

Manchester United announce they will be doing an Amazon Prime ‘All or Nothing’ for the 2026/27 season! #MUFC [MU] 🤯🍿

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

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[UtdDistrict @UtdDistrict]

Rúben Amorim will manage AGAINST Manchester United in pre-season on August 15th... 😂👀

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

God I’m old if this is tickling me 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤣

[Jamie Ellis @JamieEllis55]

About to watch the World Cup in the pub when a fella said to me ‘I bet you can’t name 3 Qatar players’

I replied - George Harrison, Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton

[TheEuropeanLad @ThaEuropeanLad]

Is that a Goose in a Mexican football shirt at the world cup...🤣🤣🤣

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

£130m is 🤯🤯. He’s a brilliant midfielder, but £130m 🫣. Could be proven wrong & he could justify that price. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️.

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Manchester City remain determined to sign Elliot Anderson despite seeing a second bid rejected by Nottingham Forest. 👀

Forest are holding out for a package worth around £130M, which would surpass the £125M Premier League record fee paid for Alexander Isak.

The English midfielder is understood to be keen on the move, while talks between the clubs continue.

(Source: @TEAMtalk)

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

Waffle🤦🏼‍♂️We haven’t had a stable run in UCL or a PL title challenge in yrs! Have had our pants pulled down on some transfers. We are in no position as of yet to be dropping £125m on a player given our track record. We will in the future when we are consistently competing. #mufc

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

🫨 HOW are fans APPLAUDING this from the owners?! 🤐 #mufc #transfers #markgoldbridge

[PlayStation Park @PlayStationPark]

Opening
'EA World Cup '98'
PlayStation

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

“Manchester United ruined the transfer market.” 🤓

[Premier League @premierleague]

The best match from the 2025/26 season, as voted by YOU 🫵

🔴@Arsenal 2-3 @ManUtd ⚫️

https://t.co/WhEOpy1OFt

[Paddy - Attacking Football @PaddyKeoghAF]

"Ibrahima Konaté leaves Liverpool as free agent"

"Robert Lewandowski leaves Barcelona as free agent"

"Dusan Vlahovic leaves Juventus as free agent"

"Jadon Sancho leaves Man United as free agent after 5 years since joining on £75m deal from BVB."

Noticing.

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

Looking back at the 2022 WC final penalty shootout.. Hugo Lloris was dog shit at saving penalties. 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ #WorldCup2026

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

At this rate, UTD’s new policy of Prem proven players might have to be scrapped. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ #mufc

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 Bournemouth have placed an £80M valuation on Alex Scott amid growing interest from Liverpool and Manchester United.

The Cherries are determined to keep the midfielder after his impressive 2025/26 campaign, although there is belief a deal could still be negotiated this summer.

Manchester United remain among the clubs closely monitoring Scott’s situation ahead of a possible move.

(Source: @talkSPORT)

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Everyone at the club would like to thank Casemiro, Tyrell and Jadon for their contributions to United and wish them the very best of luck for the future 🤝

Once a Red, always a Red ❤Everyone at the club would like to thank Casemiro, Tyrell and Jadon for their contributions to United and wish them the very best of luck for the future 🤝

Once a Red, always a Red ❤Everyone at the club would like to thank Casemiro, Tyrell and Jadon for their contributions to United and wish them the very best of luck for the future 🤝

Once a Red, always a Red ❤️

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

Worse signing than Antony 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️#mufc

[mufcmpb @mufcMPB]

🚨 OFFICIAL:

Jadon Sancho will leave Manchester United when his contract expires this summer. #MUFC [MU]

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

😳🤷🏼‍♂️.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

I mean.. he do got a point 🤣🤣

[Phil Howarth @PhilHowarth]

🤣🤣

[P3TT5 @tunaluva]

If the player isn’t interested, or we are not his 1st choice, the club won’t pursue. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[The United Stand @UnitedStandMUFC]

📝 @Mordzs_ thinks that Man United should be going all in for Elliot Anderson.

Do you agree, or should Man United move on to another target? 🎯 #mufc