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[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Olúwadámiláre ⛓️‍💥⚔️ @doluwadamilare1]

She will regret this in the near future. 😂

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

There’s nothing abnormal about the rain. It’s rainy season ffs. The problem is drainage infrastructure that simply wasn’t designed to handle our climate. The rain is doing its job.

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

That one friend who is temporarily in a new location, sending you snap like every 5 minutes. Abeg na😩. No worry, you dey come back trenches. 😂

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

Imagine say you dey write final year project and the referee wey officiate this Mexico vs South Africa match na your supervisor. Omo you no go graduate o 😂

[Joey Akan @JoeyAkan]

The official age of entry into the Nigerian music industry is 18 years. No more investing in teenagers.

You lose money when you 'catch them young.'

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

@PeterPsquare Forgive me master. I’ve seen the light 😂

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

Peter of Psquare released a song few days ago and everyone on twitter has been talking about how s#it the song is. I also think the song is s#it, but while working today I found myself singing the chorus. 😂

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

I have no business being at the gym today, but there’s so much energy in me this evening that needs a release. So let’s take it out on some iron.

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

There are people who just like to turn everything into some conspiracy theory, every disease outbreak, every government policy, every war, religion or global pandemic. While some of these things are true. Please give it a rest. Take a break and just live.

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

Dear Netflix, kindly skip the part where two grown ass men are kissing. Nobody wants to watch that.

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

Fuji artiste sabi go Dublin sha. Any small thing.

“Nigba ti a de Dublin, Tunde labaika mi omo anifowoshe”

Nigga shut the fvck up 😂

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

African American women are mentally un$table. Cos wtf???

[bum @BattleRapBum]

MY MOTHER WAS
MY FAVORITE MAGICIAN…
SHE MADE SHIT APPEAR
OUTTA NOTHING 🤞🏽

[ỌBA DÉLÉKÈ  👑 @ObaDeleke]

“My family will not allow lowkey wedding”
But your family cannot drop 10M to support your man.

You and your family are mad together.

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

The risk assessment in this "bear vs man" discourse is fundamentally broken, and watching women confidently choose the bear is peak internet delusion. Y'all will meet up with anonymous Tinder matches every weekend, leave clubs with strange men just because they drive a luxury car, go home with celebrities from backstage, and voluntarily date literal drug lords. You take massive, unchecked risks with strange men every single day. But drop you in a hypothetical forest, and suddenly a man is more dangerous than a 600lb apex predator just so you can win a gender war argument? The performative IQ is completely in the mud. Please rest.

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

The way rain falls in Lagos is usually in a typical Lagos agbero style. He go shout, like say e go scatter everywhere, kill everybody…but nothing come out. 😏

[#ComicRockstar @Kolamide]

I’ve never heard a pastor break down the bible like this, let alone a comedian 😭😂🙏🏾

https://t.co/642q5l0N9h

[Àlàní 💎 @tundethecreator]

@MrBeast Omo

[Aproko Doctor Global @aproko_doctor]

Life hack:

It's good for your mental health to always have someone that is always happy to see you.

If you don't have someone, get a pet that is always excited to see you.

You need to feel what it means to matter.