ayana 👹

simple

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Next time gas go under $3 imma put some in the freezer

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me out of nowhere, in front of the mirror in my room

[samiiosaa💋 @osamiibinladen]

1 2 3 4 HOW MANY NIGGERS ARE IN MY STORE I KNOWWWWW YOURE STEALING

[myles brown @mdotbrown]

Wemby is either going to the Finals or jail. Spurs in 7.

[Zion @zionszzn]

Ngl Airport outfits only matter otw there, idgaf how I look coming back home😂

[Slick @NickStillHere]

How niggas look at me when I say I don't know how to play Spades:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:
me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

i actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

- start when i want
- take as long as i need
- i have to be alone in the house

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When you eat because you're sad and now you're sad because you're fat

[• @yducknow]

when I planned to wear an outfit and i find it in the laundry basket

[S A M @Slogs1231]

When I see an elderly person at the grocery store

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

Todays kids will never know about "BUBBLE GUM BUBBLE GUM IN A DISH"

[Cahlani Mommy 🎀 @theereallmiyahh]

I’m tired of going to the gas station !!!

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

we made it to Friday everybody😭

[QueenKema, MBA👸🏽 @kemaaaaa_____]

This is in the BIBLE… 😭

[ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don’t have

[k @4dwrlddd]

twitter is kinda the perfect social media cause i can scroll while listening to music

[ayana 👹 @tuneee__]

What if i go broke and i got no more racks to spend on youuuu