𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀

“𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘵!”

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

𝙅𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙞𝙚𝙧¸♬·¯·♩¸¸♪·¯·♫¸

𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙛𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙨.

“𝙃𝙤𝙬’𝙨... 𝙢𝙮... 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙜?”

ᴾᵉⁿⁿᵉᵈ ᵇʸ #smolsammy.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Yawns. Stretches.

Pops his head up in a field full of wildflowers.

— huh?

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

// hey guys, I’m not super active anymore, mainly bc of fandom drama / the Netflix show losing its oomph & being in other fandoms now

I’ll keep the account though as it’s summer now & im less busy, so I’ll probably hop on every now and then!

Idk if imma watch s3 but I’ll see🫶🏻

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

. . . He’s not a bed! Well. He could be.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

She's just going to sit on him.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Dramatically falling backwards upon the bed.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

....Whine.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

It’s not happening, dear.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

....Sneeze.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Stares at her blankly—.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

gOING To tickle his nose.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Alas, it was all a falsity.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

.....

But he's about to!!

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Impossible, because he didn’t even sneeze!

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

Sneezed out his brain.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Jaskier smiles slightly, but there’s less amusement to his expression than before.

“Something like that,” he hums softly. “Anyway! Enough of me. . We ought to drink!”

[❛ 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞. @CAERULEllS]

❝ running from some lovely ladies' angry husbands again ? do tell. ❞

she jabs him in the ribs lightly.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

He laughs at that, rolling his eyes.

“You’re the funniest bard on the continent,” Jaskier jests, giving her a fond glance.

“Uh. . . Occupied with certain issues.”

[❛ 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞. @CAERULEllS]

❝ oh, yes. jaskier who, now ? ❞ she reaches out to poke his nose, giggling.

❝ where have you been ? ❞

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

If he loses his sneeze one more time, he’s going to lose his mind, too.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

He is! Just like someone else I know.

Is she okay?

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

He still is very small and cute.

....Fine then, go ahead,

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

“Of course! Are you more famous than me yet?” He teases, standing back and taking her hands.

[❛ 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞. @CAERULEllS]

❝ i've been most well, playing at numerous events around the continent ! & yourself ? ❞

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

He was very cute and tiny.

He’ll be just fine, he can assure her! He will simply freshen up and get into some nicer clothing.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

It is! She's very proud. But wishes Val stayed small a little longer...

They can! If... he feels well enough.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Embracing her tightly, smiling.

He’s missed her just as much — maybe even more! How has she been?

[❛ 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐞𝐲𝐞. @CAERULEllS]

jumps into his arms excitedly. she's missed him so much !

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

That’s a big achievement when you’re one and a half!

They ought to do something special tomorrow.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

He's almost one and a half! She wouldn't call it walking. Only.. a few steps at a time.

It's fine. She understands...

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

He can walk now?! Melitele, he was gone for longer than he thought. A lot happened. He’d written letters, but was worried about sending them and them falling into the wrong hands.

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

If he walks inside, Val might just wobble towards him in his little legs...

Rose sighs, worriedly, and nods. Okay.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Slowly backing away.

[ᛘ┆ 𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 @tempestatium]

S m i l e s.

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Squints.

[ᛘ┆ 𝐅𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬 @tempestatium]

. . . Nothing in particular—

[𝘑𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘦𝘳 ❀ @tunesofjaskier]

Where is the little one? He brought gifts! After the whole ordeal he was in beforehand.

He’ll clean up and be back!

[𝐑𝐨𝐬𝐞, 𝘎𝘸𝘺𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘯 - Parody - @RoseLaPlusNoire]

Fine. She can make him a nice bath.

He missed a lot of Val, too..