emma jacobson?

Christopher WALKEN

[Kyle MacLachlan @Kyle_MacLachlan]

*sips caffeinated beverage*

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Me: Damn fine coffee.

[teddy sevilla @tsev16]

marge when homer’s at the power plant and lisa and bart are at school

[squib @1stpatronsaint]

Milk steak

[Ezra Koenig @arzE]

sometimes I'll post up in the Whole Foods parking lot just to stunt on the other dads

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@Based_Ian thanks for letting me know. i'm glad you didn't lower your standards

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@Based_Ian okay we'll talk about this another time

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@Based_Ian wtf ian fruity pebbles are the shit and everyone knows it

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@DeliaBiscuits i think about this at least once a month for a full thirty minutes before moving on until the next month

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@DeliaBiscuits HAHAHA

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@JRM916 Aurora Is cool

[Tom @ttomwalker]

"Thursday I don't care about you, it's...

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@DeliaBiscuits this is extremely offensive

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@Based_Ian saved my life

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@fregtheeg life changing

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

Halloweentown II: Kalabar's Revenge

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

are you trying to tell me I can't list fruity pebbles as my emergency contact? fuck you karen.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Dad and son meet because the Internet. @joe_keery @Stranger_Things #strangertwins

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@aurora_amidon so meta...

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

listening to songs from the sorcerers stone soundtrack that correlate to what im doing has really transformed my college experience

[emma jacobson? @tunesquad22]

@chardibiase yes. dm me.