Tupangolynn

I am a recently domesticated housewife.

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@JACKCARTER009 Funny how these "stories" always have a name drop for spicy cubes. Ads are getting ridiculous these days.

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@NASA @NASAMoonBase So when are gas prices going down?

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@Red_InvestorCEO @marcel_aromeh The way i see it. If he was good enough to make a human with. Why is he then not good enough to be treated like one? Unless he's a degenerate with no plans to help raise said new human it should be a no-brainer. Your kids come before your own feelings about him. Period.

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@bdc63 @ItsGoneAwry I cut the back bone out because it was a little tall then 10 cups stock, celery carrots, onions, egg noodles, set to pressure cook for 5 min and bam!you've got chicken noodle soup!

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@Kristinartz My whole ass house is 122 years old. Does that count?

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@mistressdivy Its been massively simplified since the middle ages. Remember these letters? Æ þ Most people dont even know what they are. Let alone that they were once part of the English alphabet.

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@hashjenni Fucking MAYO! $12 for a jar of salt, vinegar, eggs, oil and mustard! No thanks and fuck that. I learned how to make it. Mine tastes better anyway.

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@Airaxora David's Jig - Natalie MacMaster.

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@harmless_weirdo @KemalOnor I finished the series. The whole thing is a train wreck of lost plots and story loops that just fall off and never get explained. Theres this whole loop with the philosophers stone thats this huge deal end of book 2. In book 3 its like that story line never existed. Poof. Gone.

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@mistressdivy The proper response in my household is "nice ass. Blinkerhole!!"

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@WallStreetApes At what point do the safety features become the distraction? I think we've reached it. Not to mention it sucks all the joy out of driving.

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@itsme_urstruly Living in a busy place. I moved from Broadway St in my hometown to the boonies when i was 22. Best decision i ever made. I can leave my doors unlocked and let my kids run unchecked. Its amazing and peaceful.

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@KeruboSk I have. My great-great grandma was born in 1895. She died in 1995 one day before her 100th birthday.

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@TylerDurden Carl did. Ask doughnut. She knows all about it.

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@DrKarlynB @chrispavlovski @Rallied @Tectone For real! It's janky. Also. Whats with the ginger/salt/tinnitus/glaucoma trick ads? They're going to end up harming people that think it's sound advice.

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@ChrisMartzWX 42

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@bowtiedmeathead Girls can learn trades too. Just saying. Were not retarded. Get her a blue collar and set her loose.

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@Blacksword011 What about the dad who, when asked if he wants to hold the baby I made for him, replies "I need a cigarette" then proceeds to go smoke because thats more important than the LITERAL HUMAN I just pushed out. Talk about feeling appreciated 🙄