Tony A.

u r welcome to follow me. if u have a problem with me, call me. if u don't know my number then u don't know me well enough to have a problem with me.thank you.

[Tony A. @turbo_aa]

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https://t.co/2KwkC6eMQk

[Tony A. @turbo_aa]

@TheTweetOfGod You were not listening ...obviously.. as usual..

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Never before have so many people prayed for a single heart attack.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I will never consider a pardon for Donald Trump.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

My favorite word in the English language is “Amen” because when I hear it I know you’re finally done asking Me for stupid shit.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Why would people from Norway want to immigrate here? They have actual health care, and longer life expectancy.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

When Blabbermouth Don talks about who has the bigger nuclear button, I think we all know what he's talking about. It's your basic dick-measuring contest. Sad!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I finally had to block Mike Pence to get rid of him.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Wishing for you all acts of love and ordinary kindness this holiday season. In the end, you know, most people are good.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Pissed-off drummer is tired of people saying he's not a real musician. Goes to the music store and says, "I'll show 'em. Gimme that red trumpet and that accordion." Music store guy says, "You can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator has to stay.

[Tony A. @turbo_aa]

@TheTweetOfGod Because you created him in your image you fucking idiot :-D

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

TIME wanted me to be their Person of the Year, but I said no! Won’t pose with Pennywise the Clown on my lap! Sorry, TIME! Sad!!!

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

"To sin by silence, when we should protest, makes cowards out of men." Abraham Lincoln (a Republican).

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Remember not to tweet after midnight. It turns you into a gremlin.

[Tony A. @turbo_aa]

@Joey7Barton Coming from someone who never stole a ball from a defender lol

[Tony A. @turbo_aa]

@Joey7Barton You call yourself a football player? What about the two defenders 6 and 3 and the goalkeeper?
They are in on it too lol..

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Molly, aka the Thing of Evil, says she's ready to test her IQ against Trump's. "Bring him on," she says.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

SLEEPING BEAUTIES will be in bookstores on Tuesday. Read it! You'll float! But you WON'T sleep!

[Tony A. @turbo_aa]

#suitsfinale
HarDon
lol

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Location manager of Netflix show NARCOS reported killed in Mexico.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

My wife calls the wall-to-wall Hurricane Irma coverage "weather porn."