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My goal is to make tomorrow better than yesterday. φνπ @morehouse1867 alumnus

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@elsathora Try Chuck Wheelers in Gary, In. Top 5 hotdog in the Midwest.

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@ZayyTheRapper I ended up w a fake pair of cough drops in HS and I remember them making their way around in the sneake chats. Esp after the Supreme collab.

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@cherrytheVAkid That’s not news worthy

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

I always remind folks when Jay Z Dissed Nas he said “Your shit is garbage, what, you tryna kick knowledge”.

Just for him to switch his persona years later and literally begin to quite literally“push knowledge”.

[Ehhhhh @AyeDereKells]

Jay Z was known as the flashy hit marker and Nas was known as the deep philosophical rapper….

But I guess I’m remembering wrong.

[Hamza Yusuf @Hamza_a96]

Look at the date.

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

Facts over Fiction…

[🐠 @but4fortune]

"we need a biopic of-" no!!! no more biopics!! well researched and well edited documentaries!!! please!!!!! i want to see real footage!!!

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@kenny_lamar7 Hit me

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

Offense sells tickets, Defense wins games.

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@turntineforwhat #ImHonored

[Emanuel "Chris" Welch @ChrisWelch_JD]

We have a chance to make history Illinois! Only one of these women has a real shot at winning this race. Vote Juliana Stratton. https://t.co/GreEPUuzJJ

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@Indikur He’s driving a Range Rover

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

It’s funny how Tech is the only thing getting cheaper as it becomes more expensive to live.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

NEWS: Apple has introduced the MacBook Neo, their most affordable laptop ever.

• Price: $599 ($499 for students)
• 16 hour battery life
• 13" display, 500 nits
• A18 Pro chip
• 256GB or 512GB of storage
• Four colors: silver, indigo, blush, and citrus
• Weight: 2.7 lbs
• Wi-Fi 6E and Bluetooth 6 connectivity
• 8GB RAM
• 1080p front-facing camera, dual mics with directional beamforming, and dual side-firing speakers with Spatial Audio.
• Lowest-carbon Mac. Features 60% recycled materials, more than any other Apple product.
• Available starting March 11

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@Tuchto Why they look fake

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@kashsaidso_ I strongly agree

[COLONEL PARKER @turbocrob]

@parkerstevenson U don’t know Ball. The jacket is worth at more.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

How not to be average is a must watch speech by Curt Cignetti, Indiana University

[hawk diggs. @allthingshawk]

Instagram be beggin me to download Threads, IM NOT!

[CODIne @SheaButtaBaddie]

Yeaaaa the literacy crisis is why people don’t understand satire, exaggeration and humor