turbo whistler 🎃

20 yrs
jack of all trades, master of none

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@AceEatsMace the older i get, the more these types of creators piss me off.
it’s quite literally tantamount to a 25 yr old slandering the middle schoolers he won against in a 60m sprint.
like ok bud 💔

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

but…
you got what you wanted right?
#pokemon

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

i cannot overstate how much i hate drawing green’s hair. holy shit i hate this guy bro. i’d act like a little spoiled degenerate too if my barber whipped this shit out and made me look like this, oh my goodness the things i’d do if this was my cut you wouldn’t be able to imagine

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@bricrowave damn, maybe all the evil people skipped out on spirit halloween and bought all their decor from joann’s.
but i feel you, masking’s hard man. at least you’re getting paid for it tho right

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@channomie i don’t want to just imagine 👅👅👅

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@dazzlingleeam the dangers of unemployment fr

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i really wanna try writing #reguri fanfiction….idk where to start

[🍎Caro @ Vgen Comms OPEN🍏 @cuteskittyart]

Bad memories :(
He’s fine now 👍
#reguri

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

give me leverage. and i can open anything

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@softcleric i like the idea of red being open to cute couple things. put this big man in an ugly sweater with his husband NOW

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@elliwish i want to make him tiny and take him everywhere with me ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

gentle giant
#pokemon

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

holy shit

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@bricrowave mmm gay cowboys tho

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@softcleric if reguri’s in gen 10, my life will become nintendo’s.

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@dazzlingleeam yeah oak. WE’RE gonna tuck him in with warm milk and cinnamon. and we’re NOT going to give him an inferiority complex by comparing him to other kids

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

@dazzlingleeam i feel so maternal towards him. i wanna put him in my pocket. move aside prof oak

[turbo whistler 🎃 @turbofailure]

even better.
why is he

[kitty (Tajirifamily TRUTHER) @kittylerchan]

better question, why is he yellow