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[normal person @turbogeniusman]

im not even like this but why is wearing girls clothes so comfy 😭😭😭

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@DK_Cap few more days

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worked hard and completed a big job but instead of feeling pride i feel like i missed out on a great day of laying down

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@cringeNOTbased cant even put myself in that situation mentally

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

closing my eyes while eating a giant yummy sandwich and pretending im eating an even gianter yummier sandwich

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

fascist girlfriend implements new rule prohibiting talk about bread or sandwiches right after we finish having sex

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@snowmanllc take alpha brain and go to garage sales

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

29 years young and i could buy any sandwich i want without even checking my bank account. won't go into details but i'm in the hundreds

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

been so busy with work that i haven't even had a 5 day period to lay down and drink beers nonstop

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

never understood the appeal of lottery tickets. what do you even need the money for

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

i packed a delicious lunch but i ate it as my 2nd breakfast in the car. i'll be hungry by noon so i will secretly have 6 mcdoubles. the empty tupperware next to me absolves all guilt. everyone is proud of me

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

another really good thing happened to me. need a huge loss soon or else i'm going to change for the worse

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@Joaquin_Garcia_ looks quite nice jq

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@cringeNOTbased #GetHimSomeLife

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@cringeNOTbased @dying2post 👀

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

birds are allowed to fly however fast they want

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@hopes_revenge im kinda rockin w this

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

thank god i drank all of that beer last night

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

@tradepartty nope! you've been spared!

[normal person @turbogeniusman]

these violent 30 minute summer storms have been very soothing. i wish they lasted forever and destroyed everything