Jason

Public Spark

[Jason @turbospark]

@riteaid Thanks for the letter telling me how you are incrementally destroying local business @bartelldrugs after buying them, despite the location near me being busy with customers all the time.
No, I do not want your services. I will actively seek another pharmacy for my needs.

[Jason @turbospark]

@pax @DoorDashGaming Hi, this one got posted pretty late 😅

[Jason @turbospark]

Feels good.

[Jason @turbospark]

Goodbye, Marcus. I'll miss you and your incomparable wit forever.

[Jason @turbospark]

Hey @Stormof69 pretty sure I owe you $5. What's your Venmo?

[Jason @turbospark]

@secwonk311 That better be OSI Quad Max or you'll be redoing it too soon 😎

[Jason @turbospark]

@NitekryDPaul @secwonk311 This. Extension ladders (for some unfathomable reason) are rated based on your "reach" ability. You always want to get a ladder at least 5' longer than you need to reach for those kind of heights so you have more ladder to hang onto at the top.

[Jason @turbospark]

@secwonk311 You'll be just fine. It's worth the time to buy a sprayer and masking supplies. You'll have an entire side done in an hour.

[Jason @turbospark]

@secwonk311 👍

[Jason @turbospark]

@secwonk311 You really don't have to use it.

...but you know you're about to go spin up a new SSID for it

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

There is about as much courage DNA in the Republican Party as there is tuna DNA in a Subway sandwich.

[Jason @turbospark]

Not on this week's agenda:

Break down several times a day because you learned a good friend of yours is dying.

...fuck cancer.

[Jason @turbospark]

@secwonk311 Yes, because of an insane backlog to get things on boats.

Pay for air freight or get fleeced giving gifts. It's the only way to get things moving quickly.
...tumbling cranes doesn't help.

[Jason @turbospark]

@witchsoccermom I don't know why grief has you in its clutches, but take this 💜. I can spare it.

[Jason @turbospark]

@secwonk311 Oooo, your laptop is producing the forbidden Capri Sun

[Jason @turbospark]

@witchsoccermom The only ones I recommend don't work in Oregon sadly :(

But I'm chiming in to say -be prepared to have the parts for an older unit become cost equivalent to replacement. Get a Bosch ❤️

[Jason @turbospark]

@witchsoccermom Totally with you there.

[Jason @turbospark]

@witchsoccermom This is becoming pretty normal in luxury cars. BMW and Mercedes have been doing paid DLC for years now to keep features like Android auto and CarPlay working. 😒

[Jason @turbospark]

@UllerRM Make my day and tell me that's real green bar paper...

[Jason @turbospark]

@secwonk311 @VMware NetWare Directory Tree