Today I ordered a large water at McDonalds and the cashier asked me why I was just ordering a water so I had to explain that I’d already ate a Taco Bell today. I guess this is what cheating feels like. I’m sorry I let you down McDonalds.
Congratulations Cub Class of 2018 Valedictorians! These men earned all A’s through seven semesters at UDJ! Pictured from left to right: Peter Chekal ’18, Ezekial Bowker ’18, Patrick Kirby ’18, Connor Turco ’18, and Joseph Roarty ’18. #AMDG
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