turd Furgeson

Influencer, trend spotter, trend setter. Kind of a big deal around here, owner of @Woke_Whisperer 's nutsack.

[turd Furgeson @turdFurges]

@Quietstorm04211 @JamesTate121 What about driving a motorcade over it? Could that have cut 200 - 300 slices similar to a vandal with a knife?

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@Nobodygetzjust @TheTNHoller @_VanessaFrazier I was really pulling for your run on sentence to make sense but sadly, in the end, you failed me. Do better.

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@WUTangKids That's a fucking unit up top. Hopefully he's in charge of keeping our food safe because he's eating a shit ton. God bless

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@NippedWedge @MyGolfSpy Anyone who has to do a service for nipped wedge should unionize. Call it the "I had to help a douche grundle for a $5 tip" union.

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@InsaneReality Who gives a flying fuck?

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@DudespostingWs Pretty sure that's just a yawn

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@SpencerSays @natebargatze should've cleaned up after himself like the Japanese world cup fans. Shame on you Nate, be more like @Jaboowins bro.

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@bogbasturd @LindyTasteful Tell the truth, Bog. She never would have fucked you, you imagined yourself habitually beating off to the thought of you fucking her. She thought you were fat and gross - same as your "wife".

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@Acyn How many times does the American public need to say @RamaswayRangan sucks shit before @FoxNews stops giving him a microphone. Guys, @VivekGRamaswamy sucks shit, nobody likes him, including himself. Give it up. @Actor_Vivek figure how to love yourself before inflicting us on you.

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@Acyn Major James Capers, Jr is like "this old fart smells like he shat his depends".

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@Bornakang Custom 25 cent tip and never going back.

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@FreddyLA7 Here's the problem Freddy, they want to throw you in a cell and fly you back to Germany in a month. If you had kid, fuck them, they'd be in a cell 300 miles away. They have a Texas fake hospitality. They loathe you, and your ilk, Freddy. Behind every smile is a disdain.

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@WUTangKids Either way, who gives a shit what they do though?

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@StevenTDennis She's a garbage person working for a garbage salesman and wants it to be known she's a garbage person looking to purchase some garbage on the behalf of the American public. She would like to watch a boring fight on her boss's front lawn, we all bought. She is ready to take it in.

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@spitler9264 @krassenstein He's not gonna fuck you, Stacey, you don't have to defend everything.

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@WUTangKids Who dis?

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@Acyn Oh fuck this dumb MTG. She'd yelling at us that he's right about everything if he had of supported her running for senator. How anyone puts this dumb B on TV like she has any right to tell anybody anything. She quit her fucking job in Congress, why? Never explained it, fuck her.

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@kylegriffin1 Not gonna happen, because you know, trump can apparently just do whatever the fuck he wants and nobody can ever hold him accountable

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@WUTangKids Opening to METHOD. If there is only time to do just the opening or the song itself, do just the opening.

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@FAFO_TV Read the room dipshit - just remove the jersey