Em

self diagnosed meme lord

[Em @turd_steaming]

where does the cringe end and where do i begin

[Em @turd_steaming]

when the bitch you always hated gets fat

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this mf got me out here relating to drake

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bitch this ain’t a “bush” … it’s a fur coat

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how do people even discover piss kinks , do you just go to toilet one day and think “ohhh yeah that’s hot”

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mfs be busy squaring while i’m busy busting shapes

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the relationships gotten so bad i’m sat here relating to my mams instagram reel reposts , games gone

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the most curvaceous thing about me backside is these haemorrhoids

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everytime you flinch and jolt yourself awake just remember that’s me fighting you in my dreams

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not a fan of mosh pits but as soon as a i hear mojo pin by our boy jeff i start punching punks

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i’d rather be known mass genocide

than known for being that unfunny bitch

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my absolute worst fear is knowing someone doesn’t find me funny

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life’s good until you put on some jeans that you don’t look good in

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i have to wonder “did i just shit myself” atleast 4 times a day and that basically sums up the type of person i am

[Em @turd_steaming]

real bad bitches dougie to one direction

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being good at beat boxing is an unemployed man’s ting

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bouta do an interview , how do i professionally say “i just got that dawg in me” ?

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deny it all you want , we have all related to bella swan on an immersive and emotional level

[Em @turd_steaming]

my mind moves with the universe

[Em @turd_steaming]

i fucking love gazebos