Rev. Turdette

part-time preacher. She/her. Black Lives Matter. ♊️♌️♍️

[Rev. Turdette @turdette__]

with all the celebrity chef talk, felt right to bring up another one of my favs: Alton Brown 😮‍💨

[Geechee Uncle Elroy @chaosghost]

TALK YO SHIT YOUNG'N

[Rev. Turdette @turdette__]

Emeril was my FAVORITE chef as a kid I used to watch his show religiously and I wanted to see if he would be chill to stan again

[AxelPort @AxelPort]

These people go nuts when he does ANYTHING

[Rev. Turdette @turdette__]

he has a concussion and he’s making me dinner

[reb @rebmasel]

I am in TEARS😭😭😭😭😭

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

from the yankee game today

[sarah jane ¹ᴰ🪩 @niallsfloof]

The silence of the film industry is alarming. A man slapping another man was talked about for MONTHS, yet when a director gets KIDNAPPED suddenly no one wants to get on their soapbox

[Han @darkcloudb4strm]

The only drama that I’ve been following is Sylvanian Drama

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

the lord giveth (my great boobs) and the lord taketh away (my general mental health)

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

energy all summer long

[Rev. Turdette @turdette__]

just thinking about how her photos are gonna include the baby this year!!

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

saw a leaf on the ground

[DUA LIPA @DUALIPA]

a ma mire ktu a atje? 🤪

[Rev. Turdette @turdette__]

i’m confused is this not what the streets of wrigley look like on a normal weekend?

[WGN TV News @WGNNews]

Hundreds of teens takeover Lakeview, destroying neighborhood https://t.co/HU3Wxb9el0

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

are you really that girl if you never got accused of doing witchcraft?

[Rev. Turdette @turdette__]

@Rachel21lyn okay this is so creepy of him but you should absolutely charge him as much as he’s willing to pay

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

instead of asking “how are you,” we should start conversations with “so what’s been haunting you this week”

[ENNY🤎 @FinesseEness]

My mum caught me talking to myself and called me strange. Woman, if you don’t leave us alone!

[Rev. Turdette @turdette__]

@StephhwithanF WE ARE