Turd Ferguson

3-Time Celebrity Jeopardy Champion - Seeker of Truth - Exposer of Crooks - Parody Account

[Turd Ferguson @turdferg243]

@PiperRockelle She’s not even sucking a dick in the video though?

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@Quela1213 @stillnothawkize @IfindRetards Found one for you - might be a bit racist too. Double whammy.

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@TMZ Are you fucking kidding me with this? TMZ is a bunch of liberal fucking pussies.

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@RealCandaceO You’re such a fucking grifter. It’s horrendous that this is how you choose to “honor” your late “friend” - by profiting off his death in such a way. You are truly a fucking disgusting, vile piece of shit.

There’s a special place in hell for people like you.

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@luzthegoosey Looking like Pablo Sandoval now, good lord he’s fat. Anyway, I’d welcome him back to the ATL 🤣

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@Zona_maeee Gotta be a workout to try and enjoy having sex with a guy with a dick that small 🤣 you must be exhausted!

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@JBen_80 @CoachHawkins_1 @sensaiwawa @brookhemphill_5 @BaseballRoswell @PerfectGameUSA 100% agree!

Also - what kind of dipshit puts “former high school football coach” in their bio? Dean, apparently 🤣 he must think he’s the best coach to ever grace any field. Ex coach for a very good reason, it seems - total fucking loser.

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@CoachHawkins_1 Yeah, most normal people leave things pretty tidy when they leave - hotel rooms & restaurant tables included.

Doubling down is a…choice 🤣

Please don’t coach kids any longer - whatever grade you say that you coach…let’s let real men who have values and morals lead them.

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@CoachHawkins_1 @Coachderekayers @BaseballRoswell @PerfectGameUSA “We can’t ultimately expect it” - what a lame response. Mr. “Cool Guy”, over here. Anyone who says you can’t “expect” players to show common respect and decency NEVER needs to coach anyone. You’re part of the problem - calling yourself a “coach” is cowardly. You’re no coach.

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@CoachHawkins_1 @BaseballRoswell @PerfectGameUSA Dean is the kind of guy who tells everyone he was going to go pro before he messed his knee up.

If he ever coached kids and gave them the kind of advice I see him giving out here…he absolutely failed all of those kids, fucking miserably.

Ex coach for a reason, it seems 🤣

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@megadongxvip @Zona_maeee When did 4” become average? Lol

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@crsizemore13 @RileyDaGoat_ They’ve been doing that for 2 years with Austin - the grace period is over. He can start producing or get the f**k out.

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@RileyDaGoat_ He’s fucking sucked for 2 straight years now - he deserves the boos. He signed the biggest contract in the history of the franchise & isn’t producing NEARLY at the level he’s paid to so. The media and fans have coddled him for 2 years - now it’s time to put up or shut up.

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@Sessi031 @Republicans @IfindRetards Here is one for you

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@CherryBerry855 @nicksortor Are you fucking retarded?

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@AuburnBaseball Hahahahahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

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@T_Manzana27 Respectfully - are you fucking retarded? CBS said it was a “business/financial” decision.

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@KillaKreww Hot? Her? Hell no, she’s fucking hideous 🤣 what the fuck is she smoking?

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@BriannaWu @TheJoeySwoll Straight, trans women? You mean a gay man who dresses as a woman?

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