Dildo Swaggins

Welcome to my garbage dump.

[claire @claireyael]

You can be my fat kate moss tonight

[Nour @Dattfineshyt]

I wanna be your air fryer or whatever Arctic Monkeys said

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“You saw me at the bar & didn’t say hi???”

Me at the bar:

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[Dildo Swaggins @turdlenecking]

why does my printer need to “think”. you’re a printer. act blue collar smh

[Dildo Swaggins @turdlenecking]

bread is just a socially acceptable sponge and I will not elaborate

[Dildo Swaggins @turdlenecking]

i don’t have a spending problem i have a little treat infrastructure

[Dildo Swaggins @turdlenecking]

[opens fridge]
nothing
[closes fridge]
[opens fridge again but with ambition]

[yreva @uffyebanda]

humans who keep tweeting with 0 followers fear nobody

[Dildo Swaggins @turdlenecking]

*september

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

are you this old?

[Anas Tipu @teepusahab]

first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting

[Vanessa @Nessakins_]

Me, when I’m about to get my period:

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

what does HB stand for in pencils, High Befinition?

[SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 @sorry_hat]

Babe wake up, the weak men are creating hard times.

[/ᐠ - ˕ -マ @lovesickdoe]

still thinking about this