Bob Walgreen

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

candidate bachmann softly mutters "hes a nigger hes a nigger" throughout entirety of gop debate, refuses to answer any questions

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

you say your more than just a piece of meat.............i say "no your not."

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

2 questions i recently asked myself post-shit: why is that a patty not a log and why is everything neon yellow

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

here's the funny thing about cake lyrics: a grown man wrote those words

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

RT @fart: getting hyperdrunk in a futuristic bar (sitting naked on the floor with a suitcase of high life watching Back to the Future Part 2

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

"i'm quitting drinking" - a liar

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

man caught shitting in time-lapse footage, placing tiny orange cones around fallen turd

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

realtwit: been naked for 2 days now. whatev

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

lord god bless. christ. savior.

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

god bless. god bless. god bless

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

my credentials? oh, i just ghostwrote twerk is all.

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

what do you mean youve never heard of swampass, doctor? maybe i should be the one wearing the coat..

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

tip to be manly: get a sunburn on your balls (see: male) and smack them a lot real quick while silently enduring the pain

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

hahaha ok coetzee you idiot a dick in a vag is like a knifewound? have you ever tried to stab anything with a soft mushroom-tipped knife?

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

let me just slap another condom onto my weiner here.. goddamn girl.. you gettin me tired..

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

portrait of a man sobbing quietly while shaving off he own beard

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

and on this day, this most auspicious of days, i began to shit forth blood

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

GODDADMNIT MOM I FUCKIGN TOLD YOU THE FLESHLIGHT IS THE SAME AS A REAL PUSSY AND KNOCK BEFORE BARGING IN

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

women often think "i would give my left tit to sleep with that stud"

[Bob Walgreen @turdmonger]

me mate got so scared he popped, intestine hangin out his mouth. cheers