⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 .

⠀⠀⠀⠀╳ ┊┊ 𝙶𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙰 — 𝙽𝙸𝙽𝙴-𝙾𝙽𝙴-𝚂
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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

⠀⠀⠀⠀☆⠀╠════ 𝐼𝐹 𝑁𝑂𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐺 𝑀𝐴𝑇𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑆 . . .
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐃𝐀𝐌𝐍 𝐈𝐅 𝐈 𝐓𝐑𝐘 ?

[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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giving Morty a small wave.

❝ I'll... see you all around. ❞
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#CITADELREWRITE
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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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His jaw clenched at that, 𝘢 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘬, as if being any inclination of this shitty old man made him know what was best. Roderick would argue that being 𝘢 𝘙𝘪𝘤𝘬 would make that the furthest thing from the truth... but what was the point in arguing about it?
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[𝙑𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟲❕ @expolitadel]

The smile fell into a worried froen...he knew when a Rick was lying... they're all different but they all had similar tells in the way they looked .. the direction their eyes went ... their posture. Some were more subtle than others...but he could tell he could almost always

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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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He then gives a very small smile at the boy, before putting it in the pocket of his cardigan.

❝ ...Got it. I'll keep it in m-mind, Morty. I appreciate... all your helps. ❞ More than just his help, certainly. Roderick then raises his portal gun and shoots it ope, before—
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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#CITADELREWRITE
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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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His brain turns into a jungle of alarms as he watches that smile grow on her face even more. Whose granddaughter 𝘸𝘢𝘴 this exactly? Why did he have to be 𝘩𝘪𝘮 on the end of this nightmare?

( You know why, dickfart. Because your drunk ass killed her. )
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ * VOTE MORTY 2026 . @terrcrnetics]

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⠀ his unease registers immediately ﹠ rather than afford him an inch of reprieve 、 grin distends another fraction . wide eyes remain glued to him without so much as a * blink .

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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑�� . @turdpizzas]

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It'd be about what he deserves, he thinks.

Children, his grandchildren, standing around in suits and ties on podiums talking about government policy and running as politicians like those triple their age. They should be at home, with mothers and fathers and siblings.
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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

Feeling overstimulated.
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝘛𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#CITADELREWRITE

[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#CITADELREWRITE
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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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Shit.

He was always the worst with the girl ones. He saw her in all of them, sure, but certainly her spitting gendered images. She had all the correct features— more Beth's than Jerry's— just take everything that made his special and add on what made this one her own self.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ︎ * VOTE MORTY 2026 . @terrcrnetics]

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⠀ portal cleaves open beside counterpart ‘s towering campaign poster 、 viridian light spilling about pavement . prime emerges through aperture 、 heels strike concrete .

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[⁛ ► 𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 . @turdpizzas]

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❝ ...Uhm. ❞ He croaks out— his throat feels so dry, and he feels his hangover migraine beating at the door. �� ...T-Thank you, Mortig— 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘢. But I'm... a-alright. ❞

Okay, he's talking at least. He should next try to stop doing his best impression of a fish.
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