melanieee

just making friends in among us as I sit on the toilet

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@mysteriousbean5 are you making this a sticker we can purchase??? 🙏

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

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[melanieee @turdtoast_]

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[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@toasterfiend297 TOO LATE FOR THAT LOL

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

my ancestors didn't die of dysentery for me to not use my phone on the toilet

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

as I was typing that the bathroom light timed out on me... again

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

the closest I'll come to giving birth is the lamaze techniques I use while having a massive crap

[. @deanricksgf]

evan peters not winning an emmy or golden globe award for any of his performances on ahs and practically carrying that series on his back for a whole decade will forever be my villain origin story.

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

lol I also get my pay 2 days early

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

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[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@divainyourarea and the one on the left is hanging in my living room 😍❤️

[Dr. Kelvin Getley @TheGM2K]

My (admittedly very rough) attempt at a Hubble v #JWST comparison. And this is literally just the beginning.

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@divainyourarea 😭 this is so freaking CUTE

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@divainyourarea 😭🥰❤️ the best reply I could have hoped for

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@divainyourarea sweet I've been needing a new mom 😂

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@toasterfiend297 this is insane

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@toasterfiend297 I am CACKLING

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@toph_luth 😂 mood

[melanieee @turdtoast_]

@toasterfiend297 science says no ☝️😌