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Vibes for the rest of the month...
😂😂😂

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@Tina62473196 &someone will marry this one too?

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@Hassanatu786524 FYI - if you missed the Oompa Loompa reference

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Enzo Fernandez has no idea what he has done for football twitter

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@Adikastakes Hola¡

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@therealsam046 It still slaps!

[omwami🇰🇪 @KenyaAyan3526]

How i see every girl nowadays

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@DudespostingWs

[A. Ayofe @abdullahayofel]

For decades, the script was simple:

Africa drills the oil,
the West refines it,
and Africa buys it back at triple the price, with gratitude. Imagine that!

Now Dangote came with a 650,000-barrel-per-day “plot twist.”

-The first migraine hit when U.S. fuel export numbers started twitching. West Africa, that loyal customer, suddenly said, “No thanks, we’ll refine it at home.” Imagine selling umbrellas in a desert, that’s how America feels right now in the diesel market.

-Then came the second headache, the petrodollar sneeze. If Nigeria starts trading refined products in naira, yuan, or even “AfriPay,” that’s a direct jab at Uncle Sam’s global ATM. The dollar doesn’t like competition; it catches inflation fever when others sneeze independence.

-Third pain: The geopolitical thermometer just went up. Africa’s biggest refinery means fewer oil tankers from Texas, and more from Lagos to Lome, under African control. That’s not energy trade; that’s energy freedom. And freedom, apparently, is bad for business.

-Fourth dose: The U.S. isn’t happy seeing Nigeria shaking hands with China and India on refinery deals. It’s like watching your ex build a mansion with your rival. The refinery runs on Chinese funding and Indian technology, two things America used to monopolize.

-And finally, the fifth and deadliest headache, the symbolism.
Dangote didn’t just build a refinery; he built a mirror, showing Africa what it could’ve been decades ago if it stopped outsourcing its future.

Now Washington can’t just send “economic advisers” and “development loans” with fancy conditions anymore. Africa might soon say, “Thanks, but we’ve got this.”

So Dangote’s refinery isn’t just refining oil, it’s refining pride, power, and perspective.
And for the first time, the biggest gas leak in the room isn’t from Nigeria, it’s from America’s nerves.
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MAB✍️

May Nigeria Succeed
God bless Africa
God bless the black race

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@Bod_repuplic Outdo

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

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@zoomafrika1 @factcheckdotorg

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@Kuve_Ali Yup, I went digging

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@mashable @elonmusk

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@jazzmanmagents Who be this guy? lol 😂
So, because he keeps for Chippa, so what??? He should allow you folks to score???

Raise am, raise am, raise am…

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@NIUKCommunity wéré ni bobo yii sha! “Everybody is single until they are married!”

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@DONJAZZY

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Here’s More Cover designs @bigduttygyal for your #BelongToYou cover challenge!

I’ve got more cooking!!!

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Hold the door for her, get her flowers, give reassurance, don't leave her worrying, be her shoulder to cry on, keep her head over heels, take her on dates, respect her, pray for her and her family every night, always tell her you're here for her at all times.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

if you’re not ready to settle down & be loyal to the person you’re with, stop getting in relationships. it’s not funny or cool to mess with people’s heads. it’s so childish, grow up. that feeling of not being good enough really hurts, stop putting people through that

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@zarachi__ Casted 🥂. 1 down many to go.