Turing Machine

Worships cats, talks with thinking sand, oddball, proud anti-fascist, agender, they pronouns.
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@ianmiles Yes, we know you hate women. Here's a paradox for you: you hate women, yet you desperately desperately want to meet one who will like you. You will never meet one who likes you so long as you are starting from a place of hatred.

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@elonmusk I figured out another reason you hate pronouns! Because when you used the first person pronouns as @AdrianDittmann, you outed yourself as the saddest little man in the universe.

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@NicolleDWallace @DeadlineWH Trump has rambled incoherently from before he was President. Why are you acting like this is recent?

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@Arbys What the fuck? You got rid of potato cakes again? I’m not eating your shit until you bring back potato cakes permanently 😤

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@KrissyInColor Keep the door shut and the meat will last days without power. It’s safe. 🧡

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@KyleClark The only violent gang operating in Aurora is the Aurora Police Department. #HeyNext

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@KyleClark I have an easy way to not get confused on the Aurora issue: don’t listen to Republicans. The Republicans plainly lie about pretty much everything. #HeyNext

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@BreachWizards I did a “Tactical Breach Wizards cosplay” in like 2010-ish 😂 A few remnants of that costume

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@BreachWizards @Pentadact Any chance we’ll get a lore and/or art book for TBR?

[Tactical Breach Wizards @BreachWizards]

TACTICAL BREACH WIZARDS IS OUT!
Sorry for yelling but it took ages to make

Turn-based tactics game about Navy Seers and Traffic Warlocks from the devs of @GunpointGame and @HeatSig

Grab it now for a discount and a lil extra gift! https://t.co/JX5Sxjhg4R

RTs much appreciated!

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@Pentadact As a former spec-ops wizard, thank you for telling our story 🧡

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@Wizards You realized the whole race thing in D&D is super racist and corrected that. Can you do that to alignment too? Also racist as fuck. Also doesn't make a whole lot of sense. Also something that a lot of players just completely ignore.

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@unormal Post-modern game

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I wonder if i can talk about cis-1,2-dichlorocyclohexane without getting this post silenced?

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@Tesla Hey, instead of firing 10% of your employees, have you considered maybe you’d do a lot better if you fired the asshole who is literally turning the Tesla brand into toxic waste? His name is @elonmusk, but I’m sure you already know that.

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@BrandoIncognito You know we can predict when they happen?

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@helldivers2 Can you rename the Quasar Cannon to the “Hammer” so I could equip the Hammer and Sickle?

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I hope Metallurgist @elonmusk isn’t working on the materials analysis for @SpaceX 😂 Hopefully they keep a dipshit like him far away from that

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@shivon If you reuse the truss steel that fell, it could be functioning in 3 to 6 months.

The repair should be put to commercial bid with a massive incentive for early and safe completion.

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@elonmusk Holy shit! Saw the footage from the Don Lemon interview! You really are an ignorant backwards child!

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@dwiskus I am overjoyed at your success, Dave! Rock on! 🧡