Turkey

I ant here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!

[Turkey @turkey69985]

Whoever said sociable drinking was better.. boy was they wrong. With the social skills I got.. man I got fuckkedd up 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[Turkey @turkey69985]

That feeling when the presidential of the company is taking to you, and Mr. Bigg Long hair comes on 🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[Turkey @turkey69985]

hangovers hurt more than they used to

[Turkey @turkey69985]

They said Sierra Leone, is in west Africa, I think they meant to say west Houma because that hoe calling every guy I know 😂😂😂

[Turkey @turkey69985]

have three hours to get some sleep before I have to start day drinkin, Sierra Leone decides she wants to call 15 times... and the weather Channel keeps telling me to take Shelter.

[Turkey @turkey69985]

people in chauvin need to realize there’s a point in life where you don’t need to wear yoga pants to The Pig anymore..smh #nasty

[Turkey @turkey69985]

Someone pray for the state of Alabama 😂

[Turkey @turkey69985]

Walk in the bar at 8 in the morning, the bars open? ... NO! ... but it can be, man I love cocodrie

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Yooo 😂😂

[ESPN @espn]

Get ready, Cleveland: OBJ's warmup routine is the stuff of legend 😮

[Turkey @turkey69985]

2019 is one hell of a year, the,President of the United States signing tits, Odell Beckham gets traded to Cleveland, the honey badgers is a free agent, AD trying to Play with LeBron, Darius Rucker back in the blowfish, Aaron Lewis going back with stain,and R Kelly fuckin your mom

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

Odell said he would cover the fine if the band played the "Neck" chant and it happened

[Turkey @turkey69985]

It’s time for a daytime job, done with this night shit

[Ashley Mitchell @ashleyrm23214]

Reasons I like working a lot, keeps my mind off shit.. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Turkey @turkey69985]

@kippppppppppp Yea 6pm-6am

[former mullet guy @kippppppppppp]

If you got time to sit on your ass all day at home you got time to go to work. Lazy fuck

[Turkey @turkey69985]

There’s no getting Younger in this life, take chances while you still can

[Vic @vlocignoo]

Be a better you, for you

[Turkey @turkey69985]

Sorry not sorry 😂😂😂