Me

[Me @turkeystufffing]

do yourself a favor and listen to Sweet Disposition today

[Big Sev @PrinceCharmer_]

No sundresses in sight. Just Sambas and oversized jorts 🥲

[i like food @messedupfoods]

sourdough home office

[Me @turkeystufffing]

brooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Me @turkeystufffing]

i’m definitely sir pent today

[RacecaR @maracecar]

Feelin Hermy…..
#chooseyourracer

[RacecaR @maracecar]

Feelin Hermy…..
#chooseyourracer

[Me @turkeystufffing]

starbucks bacon egg gouda stay cracked up

[Me @turkeystufffing]

is edamame a vegetable bc if so its the best veggie hands down

[Me @turkeystufffing]

like why did u put me on ur private story i haven’t seen you since THE 8TH GRADE

[Me @turkeystufffing]

low key hackers are so Y2K

[Me @turkeystufffing]

i think Shen YUN is a drug front of a show , like how is their marketing so good

[Me @turkeystufffing]

turning off noise cancellation and being like IS THIS WHAT ITS LIKE

[Me @turkeystufffing]

me to my coworker : “sorry for not responding i’m having a random health tweak moment”

coworker: “totally! don’t worry at all take your time”

[Me @turkeystufffing]

y’all ever have days where you feel like an NPC cus same

[Me @turkeystufffing]

@f8ke_hipster hahahahaha no i just don’t crave them anymore idk what happened

[Me @turkeystufffing]

IN
girls wearing men’s basketball shorts
leaving your manager on read
sparkling chilled red wine

OUT

martinis (controversh)
cowgirl boots
fake zoom background

[Me @turkeystufffing]

@Chipotle_cats he was so good live

[Me @turkeystufffing]

@f8ke_hipster JFK > LGA?!?! i guess you delta …

[Me @turkeystufffing]

certified slut for laguardia it truly makes me enjoy being at the airport

[Me @turkeystufffing]

@f8ke_hipster awwwww