thot person

gay latino mayor

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

i know it’s bad karma but what am i supposed to do?? not pray on your downfall?

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

god always sending me messages 😍🙏🏼

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

i think i’ve reached the age where if i’m asked to go to dinner by my family that means i’m expected to pay i’m sick to my stomach..

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

bro did you seriously just talk while i was romanticizing my melancholic solitude..

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

don’t listen to what science tells you about smoking cigarettes what’s more important your lifelong health or being sexy

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

workers comp for when my tummy hurt on the clock

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

just saw an elderly man take the fattest hit of a grape elf bar that’s livin baby

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

@coolerandradder Was it beastars

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

whoever invented nerds clusters needs head immediately

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

just bodied an order of sweet potato fries

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

The only time I ever got my ashes done was to get out of work I’m sorry Catholics and god

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

older hispanic men will compliment you as if they’ve never seen a woman in their entire life, got me feeling like the only girl in the world fr

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

@olddanieller Someone came to my 9am meeting the other day with 2 big sized monsters and pounded them both I can’t stop thinking about it

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

If you knew the mild levels of pain and discomfort I am feeling you wouldn’t be laughing

[rebekka 🪷🎏 @wiener_express]

felt @turkeyteddybear

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

@wiener_express PLEASE I FEEL VULNERABLE

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

@HaleyHalas NOOOO

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

Sometimes I go back to old albums I used to love and I’m like damn I didn’t even TRY to find happiness once in my life jesus christ

[thot person @turkeyteddybear]

YEAH WHAT HE SAID

[FreakLoco300 @DevMacGillivray]

ppl always talk shit abt kpop stan’s being annoying on the internet but have y’all ever been on sports twitter??? basketball twitter????? that shit is insane