Joey Barnacle

Geeb Connoisseur 🥤 Sturgeon Nerd 🐟 Cunnilingus Master 🌊 Avid Bookworm 📚

[Joey Barnacle @turmoiljoey]

British people who do online shopping!! Do you add your items to the shopping cart or the shopping trolley!?!? #liverpool #forest

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@NMajola2508 @TheMatchdayHQ @fichajesnet Sail 😂⛵️

[Aston Villa @AstonVilla]

that united fan could've had two haircuts 💇‍♂️

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Can clash royale stop switching me to trophy road? Anybody else having this issue?

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@hellomynamec @MarioMaitland_3 @KSBarAndGrille Cope 🧹

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@FightBatch Average Steelers fan

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Why did they schedule the eclipse on a Monday??? It would’ve been so much more convenient on the weekend

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Motion to make all medicines able to be consumed via vape pen. Imagine ghosting your Lexapro before bed…

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Gonna be late to another class bc I’ve been wiping my ass for 30 minutes 😃

[Joey Barnacle @turmoiljoey]

Accidentally charged Chipotle to my debit card instead of parents’ credit card fuck

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@elijah_cockburn @FatRatCowboy Still have more swag than anybody on campus

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@elijah_cockburn Rase

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People def look at me in Kroger and think I’m one of those people they pay to act like they’re shopping

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If you don’t have a sidewalk in front of your house you’re poor

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Trader Joe’s girls are bad asf

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@user1552748420 Famous Dex tho 👀

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@elijah_cockburn @DailyLoud Time to start doing lines instead so we don’t throw up

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@user1552748420 Boy lunch

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Why my brain always tryna get me to jack off at the most inconvenient times 🙄🙄

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@scuzz_b @erykrocky Miss?