turmtle

friend to all of gods creatures. straightphobic

[turmtle @turmtle_]

How do you milk dubcon frotting???

[turmtle @turmtle_]

'Cannibalism as an allegory for love' mfs are so performative. Just say you're into vore and leave it there.

[turmtle @turmtle_]

does the diaper stay on during the trial🤧

[Cat @catamarasnep]

Child pornography beware of @LittleBlueShiba from Cincinnati Ohio

[turmtle @turmtle_]

Gay netanyahu trying to prove he's not dead: "dead? Well, I'm dying for some dick!"

[turmtle @turmtle_]

what do fatfurs do during ramadan #thinking

[PZ @Maiko_11_11]

"My fav Umamusume is Agnes Tachyon"

[TACHNOLOGY! @chocoleyt_1]

its so ironic she uses an ergonomic chair but still sits like this im crine

the chair is literally made for her back

[masha @kaentanyl]

frotten und bedrotten ist die schwule version von netflix und chill

[sani 𑣲⋆ @ihateskts]

I hate fake fanfic freaks like no somnophilia isn't that fucking crazy

[Negative Creep @7Negative_Creep]

sometimes when im reading a gay romance story i get upset when theres too many gay couples like half of the appeal of these things are that being gay is a taboo if its common you dont get that inherent angst and tension anymore and it just becomes this

[turmtle @turmtle_]

Plastic toy designer: "mold your horses"

[Cynthwave 🏳️‍⚧️🔆 @rottingmoss]

Can't use that one mate

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Seahawks exceed the limit.

[𝒟 ☆ 🪫 @Skol_Era]

the year of the Umamusume broncos are upon us ig

[Solva 💮🩷【GAY PRIDE ARC 🏳️‍🌈】 @SolvaVT]

Whenever someone asks me for advice about Yaoi, I feel like this.

[horse @horsetwting]

bath time!

[turmtle @turmtle_]

what if he was mayo and name Shane Hollandaise
#soundingwnopawson

[Splenda Pappy @caroline_oreo]

Gilgamesh, king of Uruk: honey I’m home from my doomed quest with my friend Enkidu

Gilgamesh’s fujoshi wife: how was it👀

[turmtle @turmtle_]

what if we all held hands and kissed eachother on the lips, and like all the boys would do it with other boys and we all got to watch

[turmtle @turmtle_]

Guy who forgets what almonds look like: so do they take the shell off to milk it?