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[E @turn0ntheAC]

This is such a horrible season of Love Island USA. Why are we not recoupling more often?? Why are the producers setting it up to send strong couples home?? The point is to make it to the end as a strong couple?????

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Apparently my account was hacked by someone named Clare Morales and it temporarily became a bitcoin finance bro business account - but I’m back now. The fuck.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

To be clear, this is what an insurrection looks like:

[E @turn0ntheAC]

@Benthoven21 Old news 😂

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Leah and Rob will get together on the outside you heard it here first

[E @turn0ntheAC]

It’s finals week FINALLY and of course the week is just completely dragging. I love my students but I need them to gtfo for 3 months PLEASE 😂😅

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

should i airdrop this to the pilot on my flight

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Got the wordle in 2 and a perfect connections this morning, do not mess with me today.

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Maybe they aren’t texting you back because they accidentally dropped their cell phone inside their work’s golf cart and won’t be able to retrieve it again until tomorrow morning…😅

[E @turn0ntheAC]

@ollyverthebro Me toooo

[vicky @vickymykh]

“WHERE IS JUSTIN BIEBER”

[E @turn0ntheAC]

NOT THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY AD

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Is Poor Things one of the best movies I’ve ever seen?? Honestly maybe.

[E @turn0ntheAC]

There is a kid standing on the corner of campus with a sign that says “please help, need money for emergency circumcision” with his Venmo. I truly love working on a college campus.

[the macuscript @kenziecoffman]

Taylor after teasing reputation for months just to be referring to a different black and white album we knew nothing about

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Victoria deserves this!!! So sad about Noah but it was Victoria’s time

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Grammys 2024 is the year of the girls and I’m here for it

[E @turn0ntheAC]

@emannev10 Ugh you’re so right. She’s mean 😂

[E @turn0ntheAC]

Not all of us thinking Reputation TV was being announced and turns out she made her new fucking album black and white ARE YOU JOKING