Ms Turner

Anti Tory. Anti Brexit. Anti Liars. Anti corruption. Pro gin. Pro cats. Pro Labour. Pro choice. No DM’s please.

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I’m going over to where the sky is blue …. What’s your handle there? Mine is the same as here. Would love to find my tribe x

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@GoodwinMJ The Tories aren’t coming to save Britain? They’re all in your party! Do you actually believe the absolute shite you come out with? Wow Matthew (and not a good wow)

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@Craig15Donovan @piersmorgan His bronzer / foundation isn’t blended to match his actual skin colour. He looks risky.

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@piersmorgan His ‘make up’ is just bloody appalling 🤮

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I have eaten 2-3 eggs per day for about 20 years.

Today an egg gave me the ick.

I fear I may never be able to eat an egg again.

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@TalkTV @THEJamesWhale @virtualash @CharlieM_OBE Dyno-Rod Stewart at it again. He really is a repugnant little man.

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@realDonaldTrump Team America, FUCK YEAH!! Fuck the turtles, Don. I don’t want to inconvenience myself by buying metal, reusable straws. Fuck those guys!

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@NickeNolt @Fawltymajor1 Yes, exactly. And if that’s who Delia was, and that’s what she’s like as a person, then so what. It’s the abuse and behaviour of the violent man that’s the issue, not that she was prickly and difficult.

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Anna Maxwell Martin is breathtaking in ‘Until I Kill You’.

A tough, but oh so common and scarily true account. Chilling.

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@Fawltymajor1 It’s based on true events. She was portraying a person, truthfully. You don’t have to ‘like’ women in order to believe that they can be abused.

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@Fawltymajor1 Just truthful, I read. So it’s not portrayed that it’s just ‘weak’ and compliant women. Could be any women. I love her. As prickly and unconventional as could possibly be. I applaud that shit.

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@LeeAndersonMP_ I’ve had wetter farts, to be fair

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@RNWales Should bloody well think so.

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@Thighboots2 Same, it’s harrowing. She’s a masterpiece.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

BBC News right now.

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Obviously voter fraud is no longer a concern.

America has failed its daughters.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

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