Alex Turner

if you judge a fish by its ability to climb, it will live its whole life believing it is stupid.

[JP @Jprz1321]

Take every shot you get! You might end up like this guy.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I don’t know what's longer:

a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone insisting it's hilarious.

[: @_dxllz7]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[Ed @eddo75]

Pancake day next Tuesday?

That’s creped up on us

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012”

me in 2012:

[Netflix @netflix]

Take an epic journey into a lost world in THE DINOSAURS, a new documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman, premiering March 6.

From executive producer Steven Spielberg, Amblin Entertainment, and the award-winning team behind Life on Our Planet.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time I fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said "what season is it?? fall?" I pray that he's dead every single day

[Mappers @CarolMaps]

This is my kind of war.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I wanna have a beer with this guy’s dad😂🍻

[Epic Clip Vault @EpicClipVault]

I need that tortilla to hold my life together.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: China officially opens the world’s tallest bridge, completing the project in under 4 years.

The bridge features a restaurant at the top, a whopping 2600 ft above the river.

The bridge not only cuts a 2-hour drive to 2 minutes, but also features as a theme park with a glass skywalk, a high-speed glass elevator, and a waterfall off the edge of the bridge.

Visitors can also bungee jump off of it.

The Huajiang Grand Canyon Bridge is 2050 feet above the river and spans 4600 feet over the river.

Insane.

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

[Xavrel @usdrippin]

this is what it looks like when you see someone not wearing their glasses

[Nature & Animals🌴 @naturelife_ok]

penguins chasing a butterfly..🦋🐧

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Deep in the Amazon forest, is the world's largest single drop waterfall, Guyana

https://t.co/gu7wYfJcBG

[s @serotonen]

he would’ve turned what