lou

[lou @turneritoff]

@samjoeyung april 9 is my birthday and i live in nyc and am looking for 2 tix!! i am willing to pay above face value and can show u my driver’s license and passport to prove it’s rlly my bday LOL

[lou @turneritoff]

@matthewmaltese saw u in atlanta and genuinely have not stopped thinking about how you did the descending pitch thing at the end of nightclub love. what the fuck

[lou @turneritoff]

@jzux i did every single one of these things today. on the right track

[lou @turneritoff]

@IsntAmbr @cali__pigeon omg that makes sense i’m so sorry 😭

[lou @turneritoff]

@IsntAmbr @cali__pigeon written words have tone too! for example, “i hope this helps” has a passive aggressive tone

[lou @turneritoff]

@caughtinthemadi omg i wanna buy this !!!!!

[lou @turneritoff]

@NeonCrutches omg did this last night

[lou @turneritoff]

@juldanielle please i will pay you ungodly amounts of money for this please

[lou @turneritoff]

@matthewmaltese drinkin that matte

[mariana @pastapilled]

I’m on Wellbutrin now so I say shit like Friyayy

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Research has confirmed that something did in fact shift when Paramore released This Is Why!

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Oh yeah!? Well would a gifted student do this?! (Pays out-of-state tuition for a communications degree)

[amanda 👻 @theamandafiles]

we have to take care of each other. we have to drive our friends to the airport & buy each other coffee without sending $4 venmo requests after. we have to listen like we used to before “trauma-dumping” made us scared to talk to our friends we have to love each other we have to

[cary @brokebackstan]

if i lived in the hunger games universe i would become nonbinary to dodge the reaping

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

If you’re AMC a-list you should be allowed to smoke flower inside the theater

[zach @extrafabulous]

Did u know a storm just wiped entire north carolina towns off the map and completely isolated Asheville, which has gone dark due to no Internet/water/power/ways to leave the city. Barely seen any news about it. Am I tripping cuz this seems like it should be bigger news