Ronny Burner

Proper juddy that resides in 'Uddersfield 'n' does his graftin' in Tarn! Tremendously funny guy and a devilishly handsome chap! Tweets represent my views only!

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@brettoddy @NUFC Imagine getting doubled by a newly promoted side 🤢

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@HilbertSphinx @DixonSpike7 @HamasAtrocities You’ve posted this AFTER somebody has literally posted the original tweet from DB. Maybe try to use those two things in the holes on the front on your skull 🤷‍♂️

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First time trying @Super6 owing to the fact my mates were doing a league. Safe to say it’ll be the last time. What an absolute bag of wank. Shit app, shit customer service, just shit. Another avenue for @SkySports @SkySportsNews @SkySportsPL to butt fuck you with zero lube!

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@SkyBet your support chat might just be the worst thing that’s ever happened to humanity

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@AnnetteMcc43589 @donmcgowan @antmiddleton Am I to assume English is your seventeenth language, Annette?

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@MUFC_Spares @jay1smiling @MufcTickets_7 @mufc_tickets

Ticket available for Ipswich game tonight. Free of charge but need to be a member to forward ticket

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@VirginAtlantic I understand the bit about you being busy with recent changes but what are the current waiting times to get through? Been on for over 2.5 hours with no answer which seems excessive

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@skytv whilst I’ll concede I do quite often get severely pissed in this living room, I’m pretty certain it’s not a pub 🤔

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@a_thompson7 @NUCLRGOLF 😂😂😂 at first I thought, “gotta be a pisstake” but then it looks like America

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@a_thompson7 @TrungTPhan 😂😂

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Haaland is an actual full blown minger, isn’t he!

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@a_thompson7 @DBTTofficial That’s a woman?

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#AmericanNightmare

Hi there, I have some evidence that unequivocally corroborates Huskins’ story…

@VallejoPd:

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@a_thompson7 Yeah I’ll give him that, it’s a belter

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@a_thompson7 @flushingitgolf 😂😂

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@HLTCO @claireholder1

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@CollinRugg Stop talking about Benjamin Netanyahu, Collin, you’re never going to meet him

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@Crossybebs *DMs Onana and gets on AutoTrader to locate/purchase a Bongo*

It’s on like a salmon in a boneyard

[Ronny Burner @turnerjonny]

@Crossybebs Maybe not, but give Onana a Mazda Bongo and then, ladies and gentlemen, it could be interesting