michael turner

23, hunt, fish, drink beer, ride dirt roads. Country music is a must

[Jim McElwain @CoachMcElwain]

Game Day. #GoGators #HappyHalloween

[Jim McElwain @CoachMcElwain]

It's great to be a Florida Gator!

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

It ain’t all good baby, but it’s all right.

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

@TheOnly_SHM everytime we pass it, I tell @GoooKendra "that bitch is still out there wavin"

[Joe Dirt @TheReal_JoeDirt]

Rule #1? I'm #1.

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

The lady beside me in the waiting room is doing "dips" in her chair while she waits. Simma down now ya hear...

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

You know you're getting old when...

No one calls you anymore to find out what's going down on Friday night.

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

@juicyyyjayyyy I'll keep an eye out dude. Always creeping on CL lol

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

@juicyyyjayyyy idk what your price range is but I saw a bad ass 18' hewes on tally craigslist. It's a 97_98 lapside with an 05 150 vmax 15k

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

@juicyyyjayyyy what kind you looking for??

[SEC Network @SECNetwork]

Most #NFLDraft picks per school:
UF - 8
BAMA - 7
MIZZOU - 6
ARK - 5
AUB - 5
UGA - 5
MISS ST - 5
USC - 4
LSU - 4
A&M - 2
UK - 2
MISS - 1

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Everything I like is either illegal, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

Ughhh... I just can't even...

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Don't ever rush a man taking a dump.

[Not Elon @ElonTakesDC]

Most Enjoyable Dip Times:
1.Shower
2.Shitter
3.After Eating
4.Video Games/TV
5. Driving

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

Bachelor Party weekend kicks off in 1 hour. 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

Ughhhhh! can I just have my boat back already?!?! 😣

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

That awesome feeling when you catch a cop lurking in the shadows before he sees you speeding. Not this time buddy.

[michael turner @turnerlyfe]

Snapchat winner of the week goes to @jtayyylor "Selfie Stick"

😂