MT

Here for the volcanoes, the biking, the salmon, the drizzle, the skiing, the mushroom hunting, the wind and gray, and Sasquatch.

[Red Pyramead Alt @SilentHillMead]

Gave proof through the night
That our flag was still there

[MT @turnerm5]

@TsuDohNymh @UrbanistMom Rosellini's

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Open the pod bay doors, HAL."

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

"Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."

[Tom McKay @thetomzone]

wait a minute. when the orc in lord of the rings says "looks like meat's back on the menu boys" how does he know what a menu is

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I'm the guy who named all the batteries (A, AA, AAA, AAAA) so I thought I'd offer a chemical engineering breakdown of how they got these names:

1.) I am afraid of electricity

[MT @turnerm5]

@johnroderick Get to Skoogie's in Mt. Pleasant, over the bridge.

[thomas violence @thomas_violence]

people talk a lot of shit about him but i think its amazing jar jar is doing this

[Jon Uleis @MovingToTheSun]

My new favorite thing - Bing's new ChatGPT bot argues with a user, gaslights them about the current year being 2022, says their phone might have a virus, and says "You have not been a good user"

Why? Because the person asked where Avatar 2 is showing nearby

[MT @turnerm5]

@asarahlarson Jackrabbit Filly, Jack's BBQ, Delaney Oyster House. Also, go down to Geechie Seafood by Shem Creek to get some fresh shrimp to cook yourself, right off the boats.

[Alexis Benveniste @apbenven]

the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet https://t.co/vV73ZF3ocC

[Luke Metro @luke_metro]

wait the president of Nintendo is seriously named Bowser?

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

alice cooper - ‘🎵schoooools out for the summer’ 🤪
people in the 1970s - ‘this is the most satanic shit I’ve ever heard’

[Dalton Deschain & the Traveling Show @daltondeschain]

Here it is. My magnum opus.

“Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas, in the style of the B-52s.

[carl 🥦 @NightlifeMingus]

How long would you wait in line for ham?

[Axel Folio, PhD, White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists]

If you are gonna do conspiracy theories go big or go home.

[MT @turnerm5]

@Alison7613 Also in Ballard and don't know what it is. Pretty regular, coming from the north.

[Elijah Burke @ElijahWhosoever]

Mans is out here bringing a bald eagle through TSA at CLT Douglas 😂🦅

[mitch said is on the other site @said_mitch]

sometimes this site really delivers