TurnipJam

The jam of the turnip;

I do SEng stuff. Mostly Android, iOS, and Spring.

Sometimes rt silly stuff

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What in the Black Mirror is this?

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@uncledoomer You've never had surgery where they put you under? They don't want you falling on your face while the anesthetic wears off

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@HardwareSteam $1000+ better give me the next 3 Half-lifes for free

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@skinscom Better come with Half-Life 3 through 6 at that price

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@KabirGoel Gotta think ten steps ahead and sell the shovel handles

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@geoffkeighley When the price comes out gamers are going to be steamed

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@klara_sjo

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@myYouTubetrash @EndofOakStreet My logic is that it's hard to take down a boar with a 5.56 and dinos are much bigger and probably denser (more muscle than fat)

And the answer to your question is that the people who make these moves have an ungodly fear of firearms in real life so they have no frame of context

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@myYouTubetrash @EndofOakStreet AR15 5.56 isn't going to do much against something that big. Some of those good old boys got.50 cals though and tannerite

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Happy Killdozer Day!

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@GayRealist @ShamashAran It doesn't? Ahh shit that explains my weight gain

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@jrowe6720 @tekbog It's in the pipeline

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@tekbog - Twitter memelord (🫵😐)

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@Gandeloft @phoebepickles93 Yes my fetish is having working eyes it's crazy bro

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Cat Call.

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@phoebepickles93 Referring to the obsessed twink angel, naturally

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@phoebepickles93 Bro Asuka was never gay-curious you're thinking of Shinji who still won't get in the fucking robot

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@Gandeloft @phoebepickles93 There were signs with the twink angel

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@HunterBiden @MikeASperrazza @MikeASperrazza Hunter is a man of standards damn it!

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@pipkinpippa Yes but that has nothing to do with the cars