Dirk Diggler

Normal Bloke. I couldn’t give a fuck about Israel or Palestine, I don’t live there. I only care about Britain.

[Dirk Diggler @TurnipThingy]

@BonnieBlue_xoxo Any man who turns up to indulge in this should be investigated by the police as they are clearly a danger to society and should either be in jail or sectioned.

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@LadyRebecca_1 That’s a hard wank.

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@Iromg Mike, any chance you can DM me? I have some information i would like to share with you. Thanks.

[Dirk Diggler @TurnipThingy]

@Globalstats11 Michael Jackson wasn’t a musician????

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@Jesii_ca_M Yeah she’s a fat cunt.

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@narindertweets I thought you said Italian food was crap? 😉

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@pourmeavino You are spot on. I only wash mine once a week because it takes about an hour,

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@Iromg @Channel4 This will be interesting. Something along the lines that he had his phone stolen by some far right racist bigot who loaded said phone full of child porn, which were then inadvertently uploaded to the cloud and inevitably then downloaded onto Huw’s new handset 👍

[Dirk Diggler @TurnipThingy]

@SandyofSuffolk Cunt

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@Neccccy Big hard man beating a defenceless petite woman. That’s someone’s daughter - although they are so fucked up her father was probably there helping. Heartbreaking.

[Dirk Diggler @TurnipThingy]

@LucyTCWife @NotFarLeftAtAll He is great 🤣👍

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@narindertweets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

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@mitchell_hurd @pourmeavino Just for clarity, I am joking 🤣

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@pourmeavino @AndrewB40452112 Council estate girls with a stinky pigs trotter are a beautiful thing.

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@Walpie27 @pourmeavino @SouthernWater Nah just pick it up with my bare hands and fling it. Use anti bacterial not to waste water washing my hands 👍

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@topst1970 @pourmeavino @SouthernWater As luck would have it I have a forest behind my back garden so disposal is easy.

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@MatthewStadlen Not really. Anyone with the ability to do so has fucked off to avoid rapists and higher taxes 👍

[Dirk Diggler @TurnipThingy]

@SueWats14918189 @MatthewStadlen @ZiaYusufUK Fair enough 🤣