Steve Turner

Journalist, author, poet, taxpayer.

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@sprout_spoken @brian_bilston @PavilionFal I'm washing my hair on both those days.

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@McgoughRoger Glad you didn't die a youngman's death. Happy bday!

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@MartinWroe @BBCRadio4 @IMcMillan You can't reduce mortality by 13%. Mortality rate remains at 100%, even when using tea.

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@MartinWroe But does it pay the mortgage?

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@james_zahradka @officialKeef Keith Richards - Wikipediahttps://en.wikipedia.org › wiki › Keith_Richards
Keith Richards (born 18 December 1943), often referred to during the 1960s and 1970s as Keith Richard, is an English musician and songwriter who has

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@james_zahradka @officialKeef Thanks!

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@MartinWroe The same old lie - but with music, and a smile.

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@BBCPolitics Thank you for coming to the audition Mr. Gove. We'll let you know.

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@giles_fraser Try wearing looser trousers,.

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@MartinWroe It's 'for fuck's sake' not 'for fucks sake.' It is for the sake of fuck.

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@MickJagger Under my thumb
It's a squirmin' dog who's just had his day

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@PhillipDawson1 Could be Joel Osteen.

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@WillNeville1892 Good!

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@MickJagger Book cover design by Len Deighton.

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@DanaiGurira Nice!

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@DanaiGurira @ScottMGimple Hi Danai!

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@MickJagger Woke bloke.

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@LozzaFox If Marilyn Manson could sort out the poverty prob and maybe Beyonce focussed on clean water we could have a scrubbed-up planet. Go Lozza!

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@stevewiens Wrong

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@DAaronovitch I had this done to me last year in Rome. Same scenario although my guy worked for Formula 1 and his gift was a . presentation set with a pen and watch. I gave him 50 Euros and later found the watch was worth around $14. I'm also a journalist. And I've written about tourist scams!