Paige Musser

MIZ 19'

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

The phrase "momma ain't raised no bitch" gets me in a lot of trouble

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

Can you imagine if we made TikToks in middle school of “Pop Lock and Drop” it??

[Toby Lawrence @toby_lawrence_]

Two St Joseph Mo Players making their first Tiger walk. Great job @CadeMusser and @Bobby_Lawrence_ ! Proud dad and coach moment! Go 🐯

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

All I want for Christmas is for Mizzou to give me AT LEAST one snow day before I graduate in May..

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

I lost my car chapstick and now my book bag chapstick is in my room and my room chapstick is in my car and my whole life is outta wack

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

@mialund04 Thanks Mia!! Your turn tomorrow!!💃🏼

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

This Mizzou game is just a big scale game of hot potato

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

I’ve never known true rejection until an Uber driver told me to “GTFO of his car” today in broken English...

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

I've been told multiple times by customers this summer that I look like @amyschumer . & I'm like that explains a lot b/c I'm a Trainwreck too.

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

Servers will do anything for tips..

Want me to wear a fake, paper made wedding ring?
-Absolutely.

Agree with you over your friends on whose better?
-No problem.

Want 1 ticket instead of 2?
-Of course.

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

I've never in my 21 years been stung by a bee or a wasp.. but I've been stung by a jellyfish & a scorpion.. I just really don't understand

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

I don't know anyone with worse luck than me.. who else just happens to step on a scorpion in their room & get stung?? I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THERE WERE SCORPIONS IN MISSOURI!!!! WTF!!!!!

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

Walking outside after getting burnt to a crisp the day before...

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

@BrettAshley20 Damn, was really wishing this was gonna be a video of you getting railed by a wave...

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

Ever start ranting about a topic that bothers you & then realize you could probably write a short book over it? Cause same.

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

Ugh:/ I wish I was studying for my O.W.L.S instead of my hearing science final:(

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

Of course, on this beautiful stop day I have gotten to spend 6 hours in the E.R. for kidney stones.

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

When you professor says you can use a cheat sheet on the final

[Paige Musser @TurnYourPaige2]

Guys... Ziggy just farted so loud he looked back at his own ass like WTF was that???? 😂😂😂😂😂😂