Kashimo going blow for blow against the random civilian in the colony while trying to farm (the civilian died of boredom and kashimo took the cred for it to add to this feats)
I can't trust my 7 year old not to sneak out at night and buy plane tickets to Atlanta so he can get molested after looking at a pedophile in Roblox and not even talking to them because chat requires age verification, so I locked him in the ChatGPT mind rape chamber out of love.