Michael F. Turpen

A Social Justice Warlock on the spectra
Blood quantum is genocide
Eat the rich

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@PunchingCat Smurfy

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@kushologist420 @kamaufranklin Looks like the robbery is being performed by the cops in this picture

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@AMAZlNGNATURE Can they just STOP remaking "The Lion King"?
Also, maybe tell us what country in Africa this is, seeing as there's a whole lot of 'em to choose from

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@venessabenessa Pucker up a little more?

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@jasminericegirl Imagine how angry she'd be to think they were calling her SWISS or something

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@Brink_Thinker And now the dog owes $342K in student loans

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@hashtagdooshbag @CloudxRaven And his tacit approval, by not attempting to end the *awful*, makes him villainous in his own right

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@ChrisJunno @bluewmist Where do you live that there are only twelve weeks in a year?

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The graphics in RDR17 are AMAZING but you need a really hoss graphics card to play it in an acceptable aspect ratio

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I literally forgot wild horses existed.

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@GovKristiNoem You don't plan on killing them, do you?

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"I need a new 9V battery for my WHATsistor radio?"

JK Rowling at an electronics store

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@lessonstoteach @PatrickJKeefer @heidiannem @lporiginalg A "tank of fuel" is not a useful measure. What's the economy in miles per gallon or liters per 100km?

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@PatrickJKeefer @heidiannem @lporiginalg Rental means that people who aren't familiar with driving a vehicle like that are suddenly plopped behind the wheel. At least the owners get experience with the things.

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@lporiginalg You know what I *really* hate? The use of the reversing lamps as a "courtesy light" when locking/unlocking the car. It just teaches small children that a vehicle with lit reversing lamps is safe to approach. @NHTSAgov

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@PushinUpRoses We would have also accepted Super Grover.
I hope you have a good recovery!

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[Image Description: Words "We don't dial 911" in old-timey font over large engraving of an acorn]

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@SunnyBee96 @AngelaBelcamino Good. There are surely plenty of decent LOCALLY-OWNED, non-chain Italian restaurants to go to.

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@AngelaBelcamino Thankfully, #HabitatReStore is not on the list
(Please don't say "yet")

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@f4micom Sadly, 1523 Cimarron Plaza (SWO) is a roller derby rink and I think even it is defunct.

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#TrueFactOfTruth
The 1985 Tears for Fears masterpiece, "The Working Hour", contains a brief segment of the Brown Note. However, it is 12ms too short to trigger the reflex for which the note is named.
Seriously, though: That saxophone solo is AMAZING (like the song itself)