Leonie M. Smith

Writes poky little SF stories & a little light Horror. Mastodon: @[email protected]

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

My fun new SF story Everyone Comes To Joe’s is up on Amazon! https://t.co/vJByOTLKEX

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@fesshole It lasts longer if you pull them out with tweezers. Especially if you can get the root out.

[Climate Science Breakthrough @ClimateSciBreak]

Climate scientists are tearing their hair out, so why are millions not in the streets demanding #ClimateActionNow?

Watch and share @MrNishKumar helping @FrediOtto rouse the masses in the latest punchy "Climate Science Translated" video! 🔥🌎

#NoNewOil #ClimateCrisis #Language

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Just read this in Bob Monkhouse’s biography. « At Ridgway Working Men’s Club I opened with my funny parody of The Alphabet Song. ‘A I’m adorable, B I’m so beautiful’.
A man shouted ‘C you’re a cunt’ and that was the end of the act. »

[Beep🇺🇸 @fiercefreckled]

This was the last time the cast the Friends were together for a reunion. It hard to believe it’s been almost 20 years since the last episode was aired. RIP Matthew Perry, you will be missed.💔

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@mrmarksteel Binface's day will come!

[Paul Husband @PaulHusband_]

It is with a torn apart heart that I must announce the passing of my Dad. The beautiful @tonyhusband1

[Sue Keogh @sookio]

I always advise young'uns starting out in the industry to always take screenshots of your work. No one else is keeping it for you and it doesn't just risk getting edited, whole websites disappear entirely

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@fesshole Oh that's awful. 46 is no age at all. You need to talk to someone about your grief; don't just keep it bottled up. Go see a counsellor. ❤

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@mrmarksteel All my very best wishes for a speedy recovery from the surgery, Mark ❤

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@EJ_sketches I know you've set your teenager straight but it's horrifying to think that many of her contemporaries don't have someone sensible to tell them what a piece of shit Hancock is.

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@JamesNokise What a ghastly experience. If you're on @HelloGarglers this week, you've definitely got your item that you've brought in to review.

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@EJ_sketches @LettersOfNote I've not come across this one before. It's a good one! Thanks for sharing 😊

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@fesshole Perfect. The sentence "don't send me a message in block caps because it grates" was the clincher in me sending a message to a bloke on a dating site. We've been together for 15 years.

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@Alistair_King @fesshole Hard identify. I had this just yesterday with a chap missing the second e off my name on eBay. I'm more annoyed by people who get it wrong on Facebook, especially the ones who've known me since I was a kid. Like you said: it's right there!

[Nullen, Biscuit Ghost. @Nullen80]

Looza Fox isn't happy about this.

This is why Looza got just over 700 votes.

Don't be like Looza.
Be more Romesh

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@EJ_sketches Just saw the news and thought of you ❤

[Leonie M. Smith @turquoisefloyd]

@lucyfrazermp All that claiming to care about education and children's futures "as a mother" when you stood for election in 2015, which all went by the wayside the moment you realised you had to suck up to whoever leads the party to get ministerial roles. Utterly despicable.

[Ian Kremer @LEAD_Coalition]

The loss, love, anguish and #kindness of #dementia.

(image: @tonyhusband1) #Alzheimers

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This is what it looks like when you love your job

[Johnny Nice Painter @JNicePainter]

I hear Robert Jenrick wanted something painted over, so I thought I'd break out the old brushes and easel.