A Mo

Like I can say anything about myself in fewer than 160 chars.

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Good thing I took a half day. My office is pretty much unusable! #whatamess #givezero #donate https://t.co/zarQSYmjFg

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@PowerTripKFAN Stephen Avery wants Brad Pitt to play him in the movie? We all know the better, more obvious choice is Steve Zahn.

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@kare11 What's the big deal with this TX teacher's homework policy? I'm a HS teacher and I haven't given homework for 5 years. #mynewsstory?

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Pretty good Thursday evening. #singlelife https://t.co/hSfAISK6P4

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I put Paisley outside this morning even though this massive spider was lying in wait. #badmom https://t.co/q35OGTnH0g

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We did not plant any new plants in this pot this year. #volunteers https://t.co/svZ66rJo7b

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Why do my parents think I *want* to drive them places? Isn't it enough that I drove to their house?

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Delicious brunch on the porch #foodpics @ Waseca, Minnesota https://t.co/A1zZrw4XvT

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Scrabble game count: Game 7 has begun. #toomuchscrabble

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Poster for Paisley's upcoming film: Corgis in the Mist #dogactress @ Waseca, Minnesota https://t.co/rszbkvdlHP

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@Erwinanne Camel toe had pants on today. It's a miracle! #hungrycrotch

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@kare11 said Twins win 2 to 1, but they lost the game? Huh? #confused

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@FrenchAmerican9 @elizacoupe Well, we are a bit behind the times in Waseca...

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Best part of #sharknado2: Matt Lauer and Al Roker

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@Erwinanne Or some Peanut butter #M&Ms. Oh wait... #sharknado #Doritos #bestnightever

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Two bags of #Doritos and both #Sharknado movies? That's a good night.

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@Erwinanne @grujer @acgrui Hells yeah, bitches!

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@Erwinanne I agree! #HIMYMFinale was 95% great, 5% piss me off.

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@Erwinanne #fashionkills

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@Erwinanne I couldn't watch the news to get informed this morning. Thanks #veronicamars marathon.