flyngturtle

I need religion or some shit bro

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

I like girls with inconveniently gigantic hats.

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

in one day on twitter i see a girl hanging herself, a dude shitting out spaghetti, and grok sexting i gotta get out of here

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

do you think aang ever took over korras body to spend time with katara again

[mali.sok @mintothesoul]

I wonder what could have happened next
#kataang

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

every time i see ny post on my tl its always some bs

[New York Post @nypost]

NYC lawyer caught canoodling with colleague in Central Park placed on leave: report https://t.co/ljIR9RKRGi

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

Most github repos have an installation section in the readme if you are willing to scroll down

[Zipper @ZipperArtz]

trying to find the download button on a github page

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

software engineering is involved in aviation

[Maximilian @MaximilianMoj]

As a software engineer I have to unfortunately inform you that if aviation was held to the standard of software engineering, no plane would ever land twice in a row.

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

it’s hard to explain how much i like this tweet

[ゆらぴこ🌼🐤 @yura_burstgirl]

Today i learned new American phrase...🇺🇸

Deadass💀

I deadass love Buc-ee's🦫🦫🦫

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

what if the refs are making it look super one sided in order to make everyone put money on argentina. then in the finals they make spain win so they cash out

[wiilow @Willowreath]

😭Does😭that😭shit😭say😭twelve😭million😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

why do people on twitter always get mad at name dropping piracy sites as if r/piracy and fmhy don’t have millions of daily visitors

[val @novainest]

and 123movies

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

“What is this, a witch hat atelier?”

[jasper. ✒️ @lachrymosae]

this fanfic shit easy.

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

> dark ritual
> looks inside
> warming up frozen tick

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>a dark ritual revived the tick

Yeah, that’s it, that is NOT one of Gods creations.

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

the funniest part was that I got “Can L catch epstein?” recommended a few videos before this

[🌸 SPIDER. 🌸 @Spider2pointO]

Unskipable YouTube title

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

i still can’t forget how this scene made grown men reel back in terror

[★ @POPin4k]

Inde Navarrette and Megan Lawless filming the car scene in 'OBSESSION'

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

“how can i turn one of the best movies this year into a shitty manwha”

[𝐎𝐥𝐮𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧 @oluwaseun7g]

My pitch for an #Obsession sequel:

After Nikki gets her body back and sees the bloodbath she caused, the memories flood in.

She goes back to the shop, ignores every warning, and uses the final Willow:

“Send me back two weeks before Bear made his wish… but let me keep all my memories.”

Now she has one chance to stop the nightmare before it starts while carrying the trauma of what happened last time.

Would she be able to change her fate… or would trying to fix it only make everything worse?!
#Obsession

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

it’s scary realizing you can barely remember high school anymore

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

one day someone will make an ai that adds these chess emotes to texts and ruin it forever

[ִ @fuckthirtfive]

The lamest person you know supporting Japan talking about some “Bluelock”

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

one hour drive for a non-recurring event = fun times

one hour drive for a daily commute = literal purgatory bordering on hell

[tautologer @tautologer]

how much you enjoy a 1 hour drive is a pretty good proxy metric for the quality of your life

[milu @spiceapples]

The bravest thing you can do is go to a family gathering knowing ur unemployed and gained 10 lbs

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

printers in the witch hat universe would probably be like the introduction of nuclear bombs

[казамі ⍙ ⏾ ⋆⁺₊✧ @kaze_storm]

drastic times call for drastic measures 🤙

[flyngturtle @turtleXD01]

bros changing the government based on twitter polls

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

POLL…