Ludwig von Schnorfle

I'm just a ham-man with a ham-plan, and a frisky evil sidekick, #CountessV. Born 06.16.13 in NYC . I ❤️ to adventure, and may have plans for #globaldomination.

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

To activate your #TurtleBatPig, simply bop repeatedly on each side of his jowls. 😳😇😂 @ Seattle, Washington https://t.co/nHpeNy6cbJ

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Now accepting applications for the following role: Evil Overlord Jester and Generally Amusing Companion/Minion. Pls apply in comments. #imimportant #notlonely #itstotallynotaboutthat… https://t.co/uVkis9shUI

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Sleeping on the porch or climbing the wall like #spiderpig...we’ll never know for sure! 🤷🏽‍♂️🙈🤣🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed… https://t.co/iafiicE9x1

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

TFW the party is lit but you’re honestly too tired to do the thing. 😐 🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace… https://t.co/lMqkG921ud

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

I think there may be some air trapped in my potato...🧐🥔💨😳 😈🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank… https://t.co/WJBbALf01c

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

To learn more about my dueling strategy please refer to pg. 34, “Definition of Underdog.” 🧐😝😈🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed… https://t.co/kIxAS5OM9s

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Tried to practice my horseback riding - got rudely interrupted. 😳😒 😈🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace… https://t.co/B2d9ALIDj3

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Here’s wishing you a #bootylicious #humpday! 🍑🙈🐾🤣
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank #Nuggets #Loaf… https://t.co/fCLtSlISwu

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Ummmm...literally who said you could get a dog this big. 😳🧐😒😈🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank… https://t.co/4cpeTzHwTG

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Maybe we’re #dead, maybe it’s Maybelline. 😳🤷🏻‍♀️ 😝😈🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank #Nuggets… https://t.co/slyzHYZJUl

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Taking #couchpotato to the next level. lolabarksdale do your feet touch the couch when you lay on your side? Mine are too stumpy!! 😳😝😈🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish… https://t.co/uUv2kG1ogf

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

What’s in the basket, minion? I demand access! And anchovies. Chop chop! 😈 #TurtleBatPig #eviloverlord #picnic #nature #frenchbulldog #frenchiesofinstagram @ Kachess Lake https://t.co/Lr1HROxFL2

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

It’s a ménage-a-frog over here...😳👅🐸🤣#SquishyBish #TurtleBatPig #MacSmooch #frenchbulldog #SaintBerdoodle #kisses #tongue #puppers #doggo #cute #lol #funny @ Seattle, Washington https://t.co/YJCNkiiOgq

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

High 5 for #America! 🇺🇸 #TurtleBatPig #frenchbulldog #happy4th #4thofjuly #puppy #picoftheday #cute #doggo @ Seattle, Washington https://t.co/MwH5lcU7nl

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

You only love me when I’m awkward. 🙄🤓👿🐾
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#TurtleBatPig #EvilOverlord #SquishyBish #LittleBoss #CountessV #Awkward #Walleyed #WonkyEyes #SquishyFace #Hamshank #Nuggets #Loaf… https://t.co/JPkS9LP0Hn

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Poppin’ that #booty like @kimkardashian. Is it… https://t.co/EUcgL2gGlL

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Today I turned 5. I noticed an immediate uptick… https://t.co/LcXigEZLAL

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

Porch life is a hard life.… https://t.co/kpdilXimf5

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

I notice you’re still in bed when I distinctly… https://t.co/2E69u6nPjI

[Ludwig von Schnorfle @turtlebatpig]

If there’s a prettier redhead in the land, I’ve… https://t.co/IsUWJ35abq