Turtlejesus

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To the people crying about the stock market and how people can't retire. If you had a brain, you'd never plan on retiring on an election year. Any good financial advisor would tell you this.

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@MNHockeymama @EricTrump You’re a fat piece of shit loser who would drown in that situation because nobody could drag your lard ass out

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@abhishaek @Dr_Biohacker Mine drops to 35 or lower while asleep, 60 while sleeping is not very healthy

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@honeymoon250 The number 1 from Arby's

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@Streetfight983 So is he a sheriff or deputy🤣

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@CNVthree @FastbreakHoops5 Im also 5'8 and im skinny and weigh 160- 165, they dont count muscle mass

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@UtimatePatriot @Joe_Bob_N_Bama No but if you want to not get shot and die, if you want to see your family again, I would turn around and walk away and call law enforcement. He’d still be alive today

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@cheez_swis4255 @BlackVanguard7 He was following her not the other way around fuckin grown man aggressively walking towards a women

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@cheez_swis4255 @BlackVanguard7 Why would you walk toward someone with a gun pointed at you. Fuckin retard

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@jeffre_invented @Pulcys Bruh you’re gay as fuck

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@SStricklandMMA This is the smartest shit you have ever said 💯

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@FmrRepMTG And trump wanted all of us to get the covid vaccine.

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@catturd2 We all knew this was going to happen, incoming palantir technocracy. You fucking retard catshit! Theyre gonna control us just you wait. Fuck old man doesnt give a shit about his grandchildren

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@AlB1431525 @ImBreckWorsham Gas is at $5. Retard

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@BhadNastiee @Nolimitsu_ He tapped because he didnt want his arm broken on half.

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@HiRezTheRapper What episode of botched did she appear in again?

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@LauraLoomer Nobody cares what your masculine square Jaw says

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@em_Lazzy She's gonna be JD Vance vice

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@RedactedNews Trick question, it’s not asking who you want it to be

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@catturd2 @lakemonstercl1 I’m all for a shit talking battle, but death threats… come on, let’s keep this civilized, we should be able to shake hands at the end of a debate without wanting harm to cross their path sincerely. We are all Americans at the end of the day, some people just have bruised knees.