Turtle McConnell

Not actually a turtle. Not actually Mitch McConnell. Actually a combination of the two.

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

*Scours fridge for something other than lettuce but only finds lettuce*

NOM

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

https://t.co/ABiuHYiNoo

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

Is Mitch McConnell

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

AAAAAYUP

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

http://t.co/Tccb83ELn0

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

The best part about being a turtle is hiding in my shell when I'm sad. The worst part about being a turtle is living in a goddamn shell

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

*Tells a joke about Joe Biden at a party*

*awkward silence*

*shows himself out*

*cries turtle tears*

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

Netanyahu: Iran would be dangerous with nuclear weapons
TurtleMcConnell: I'm half turtle
N: And that's relevant how?
TM: LOL idk

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@AdirondackErica @TurtleMcConnell @TheDailyShow gaga voice ....turtle face ..tur tur tur tur tur tur tur turtle face.

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

aaaaaaaaaaayup

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

@SnarkForDays @AdirondackErica aaaaaaaaaaaayup

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

So damn faded on lettuce right now

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

Pour up(lettuce), head shot(lettuce)
Sit down(lettuce), stnd up (lettuce)
Pass out(lettuce), wake up(lettuce)
Faded(lettuce), faded(lettuce)

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

@Seinfeld2000 if seinfeld today Gerge use web browser on his phone to access twitter insted of the app

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

.@cher ARE YOU DRUNK CHER

[Turtle McConnell @TurtleMcConnell]

@AdversAerialOne NOM

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The fact that you imagine Mitch McConnell resembles a turtle has exactly zero to do with his evil ideas & deeds. Zero. Grow up.

[The Daily Dot @dailydot]

Sen. Mitch McConnell looks like a turtle, but here he is as a cat: http://t.co/rXPuFZxAZb