Elaine Burton

Let’s be real, I mostly retweet cute stuff

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

Want to know what breastfeeding is like? Have someone scream at your chest, that’s basically 50% of it

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

Annabelle stubbed her toe and asked for an ice pack…which she proceed to drop on her toe 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

“I share daddy yo-yo” - repeated by Annabelle 34 times (we counted)

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

I love Hobie

[Kill la Kill Shots🍋 @DailyKLK]

WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK

[Kill la Kill Shots🍋 @DailyKLK]

THEY’RE ACTUALLY BACK😭😭😭

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

good morning you junkie whores

[The Golden Ratio @TheGoldenRatio4]

We said goodbye to Hopper last night💔
Nothing helped her worsening pain. Her regular and 🇨🇦vets agreed we were beyond what Librela could fix. We had a great last night - paddled, swam, and Hopps ate a whole XL Hershey bar. She was the heart of the squad & we are lost without her

[shereen @shereeny]

marriage is a sacred union between a person who drinks water and another person who refills their water for them and also their own

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

Wat

[DatModz @DatModz]

Got some upgrades for the Werenado build! Solo World Boss Round 2!

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

“She was throwing hands today…and shoes” - daycare teacher recapping a tough day at school

[chris person @Papapishu]

Asian soup spoons are so much better for the task of soup it's nuts. Western soup spoons are awful. The west is clearly unserious about the way it consumes soup.

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

There are two types of people in Diablo IV.

Those who have a cool title like “Wicked Devil” or “Legendary Spellbinder”

Then there’s people like me whose title is “Anxious Creature”

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

Finally started watching Demon Slayer

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

Oh hey it’s @AndrewMBurton

[Elmo @elmo]

Here we go again. 🤦‍♂️

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

Wtf Ben just rolled over

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

I feel like such a hypocrite telling Annabelle it’s late and we can’t read anymore books. Like I haven’t stayed up entirely too late on multiple occasions reading.

[Elaine Burton @turtles_go_mrph]

I’m not crying you’re crying 😭

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Mellow. He has terminal cancer, but he's been walking his neighborhood with his human every day since 2019, so he has a lot of friends who will miss him…